The prom date of Moses "Morbunungus" Anderpants. Funniest mother fucker alive, and prettiest girl in the world. All the homies know who she is and fawn over her beautiful smile, luscious black hair, and enchanting brown eyes. Simply the most perfect human being to ever exist.
Person 1: "Damn, who's that girl?"
Person 2: "Don't even bother man, that's Joelle Al-Haddad. She's taken."
Person 2: "Don't even bother man, that's Joelle Al-Haddad. She's taken."
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