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Shittered 

Drunk; very drunk; the point of being so drunk you find yourself on the toilet "shitter" not knowing how or why you are there
Dude, I was so shittered last night
Shittered by Aidancook May 24, 2017

Sexy scattered

To scatter something, i.e. jewels, in a casual and sexual way.
A vajazzle is often a bit "in your face", but hers was sexy scattered, so she seems like a quality girl!
Sexy scattered by honeybunny91 December 6, 2011

shatter-bagged 

When a male is kicked in the groin area.
During the fight, Shawn shatter-bagged the assailant, ending the hostility immediately.
shatter-bagged by Shawner February 8, 2010

Shatterbate 

"Shit, I really had to pinch one out when I was at Six Flags. I just decided to shatterbate in the bathroom"
Shatterbate by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw November 19, 2014

shatter sock 

The point in which your "cum sock" is so stiff it shatters when dropped
I donkey punched my girl in the back of the head with my shatter sock
shatter sock by Nigg_lover September 5, 2019

earth shattering 

When something is so amazing that it changes your world. Another way of saying mind blowing, or fucking amazing.
Jeremy Lin's win streak is Earth Shattering!
earth shattering by ashack April 10, 2012