schnitzel

1. n Traditional Jewish poultry dish; chicken or turkey breast is pounded thin, breaded, and fried.
2. n, v When engaging in intercourse with a female on a beach or sandy area, the male withdraws his member, ejaculates on the female, and rolls her in the sand or dirt causing it to stick to her, much like a delicious breadcrumb coating might stick to raw chicken.

Yo I schnitzeled that ho, she was totally coated!

schnitzel by vampirekilla April 22, 2008

schnitzel

A black persons term for German women

Hey did you see that schnitzel at the club?

schnitzel by nerajn1 January 18, 2009

Dropping the schnitzel 

an act of surprise, or describing something really cool.
in short - DTS.

"Hey Mandy, Your shirt is so Dropping the schnitzel!"
"Fo' schnitzel"
"Dude, that movie was so good, I dropped the schnitzel! "

Dropping the schnitzel by big betty July 31, 2008

Schnitzel

The most fitting euphemism which is used interchangeably with "shit." A well trained user will be able to switch between "shit" and "schnitzel" depending on audience.

"Dude, I just took a steamy schnitzel on the hood of that guys car"
"Holy frickin' schnitzel! I just won the lottery!"

Schnitzel by Bizzy Body January 8, 2009

schnitzel

1. nasal sex.

2. to have sexual intercourse with 1 or both of someone's nostrils.

3. verb:to schnitzel; to fuck someone's nose.

"dude I totally schnitzeled my girl last night, the pleasure is intense!

schnitzel by Ben the Bunny April 28, 2009

schnitzles 

Teenie, tiny bits of paper that children often drop onto the carpet which makes them very difficult to clean up. Parents know this and when the see the schnitzling begin they get very tense.

"Stop throwing those schnitzles all over the floor!"

schnitzles by ambopinambo March 25, 2007

Schnitzel

an austrian female.

term is better used by foreigners when talking about pretty and short skirted german or austrian girls.
usually used in combo with "bratwurst", term that defines german/austrian males...

- dude, look at that schniztel!
- omg she's gorgeous!

- no schnitzels in this disco... i can only see bratwursts! let's move elsewhere.

Schnitzel by berajustgothomefromwien November 23, 2010