Suck my cock 

Give me head

Suck my cock pls

Suck my cock by 😱😱😱😱 May 19, 2024

Jocks my cock 

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."

1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.

Jocks my cock by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025

Bite on my cock 

When someone sucks dick so hard they eat it.

Fuck you asshole, bite on my cock!

Bite on my cock by BiteMeHarder May 24, 2017

Have pitty on my cock you fucks. 

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

Have pitty on my cock you fucks. by Gregor111 July 18, 2018

Keck On my cock 

Making a gagging noise when you have a big cock in ur mouth

i told you to keck on my cock bitch!!!

Keck On my cock by Djruffglove September 14, 2018

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth 

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

Fuck off my cock 

When someone keeps arguing with you this is how to tell them that you want them to "fuck off", or when you are immediately turned off because of what your partner said during sex

"Omg you are so cringe!"

"Fuck off my cock"

Fuck off my cock by Cringemomentfacts4 August 13, 2022