Leech Man

Basically a dickhead who stares at women ALL the time, comments on them in a sexual way and doesn't stop talking about them to his mates, or himself. Basically sticking to any women he finds attractive.

Josh sees a woman who he finds 'fit'
He turns to his mates.
"OI OI SHES FIT INNT SHE!! NICE ASS BABY!"
*Next day*
"Ayyeee she was so fit fucking hell."
-Leech man

Leech Man by Floppy Wanger August 18, 2016

Leech-Sack 

When your scrote gets warm and sticky, adheres to your thigh, and won't peel off without being manually pulled away, like having a thirsty leech on your leg.

Dude, this warm weather is giving me a serious case of leech-sack.

Leech-Sack by Therealdingleberryjerry June 4, 2018

leech and scoot 

visually known as a shittalking gnome with green hair and a tedency to rally up his BROR.

you would leech and scoot ..

leech and scoot by honchh July 25, 2018

Leech in a Jar 

When everyone is differently minded in a group of people who all think the same. Typically a depressed person in a group of abnormally happy people.

Person 1 - "Look at Timmy. He's so pessimistic while everyone else is running around, having fun."
Person 2 - "Yeah, you could say he's a like a leech in a jar. He knows he'll just die eventually, what's the point of it all."
Person 1 - "Wtf man."

Leech in a Jar by Lord_Truffles May 11, 2019

comps leech 

A comps leech is someone who goes on a Vegas trip that is paid for mostly by comps from the rest of the group without actually providing any comps. This parasite tends to be a redder, which explains their inability to accumulate any substantial comps. Despite receiving a free room, they refuse to pay for even a $7 cab ride. They show no appreciation for the free stuff they are receiving, and often feel entitled to even more stuff.

Mich: How come I have to sleep on the cot???

Chi Chi: Because my back hurts, and because you are a comps leech.

Mich: That's BS. I think we should take turns.

Chi Chi: Yeah we dont care what you think. Next question.

comps leech by moraleboatanchor May 1, 2013

Bongsucking Leech 

Usually a girl, but can be a guy, who attaches herself to a guy or faux friends who have plenty of 420, just so she can suck on the bong and get high. The Bongsucking Leech has no money and contributes nothing to the party, so to speak, may not even be cute, but will sometimes perform sexual favors or do errands to work off some of the leech-ery in trade.

That pink-haired chick is such a bongsucking leech, she is just using him for his weed. She even admits it behind his back. Now I think she's even moved in with him and cleans his apartment and cooks just so she can get high now.

Bongsucking Leech by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2009

birthday leech 

People who are not friends with someone unless it is their birthday.

Megan, "Happy birthday Andi! We should hang out sometime."
Andi, "Who is that?"
Torrance, "She's just a birthday leech, you wont see her again until next year."

birthday leech by Xavier Sebastian Villa III February 13, 2009