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honky tonk special 

A trashy, slutty woman who hangs out at country bars and has no qualms about random hookups, even with married men. Can be relied upon any night for an easy chuck with no strings attached.
Brad: "Sup dude. You look haggard today."
Sam: "Yeah man, I just came back from Amber's place. Linda broke up with me yesterday and I went to the bar and had a few shots, and you know how that ends up. Spoiler alert: I banged her."
Brad: "A little honky tonk special action, huh? Talk about haggard! She's more haggard than Merle. And she's been around the block more times than the mailman. You might want to go to the doctor and get checked out."
Sam: "You can say that again. It itches."

"Sure enough about closing time, I'm about stoned out of my mind, and I end up with some honky-tonk special I found
Just as sure as the morning sun come, thinking of my sweet girl at home, and I need to get whiskey bent and hell bound."
-Hank Williams, Jr., "Whiskey Bent and Hellbound"

"Honky tonk special, you're not my daddy's wife."
-Marty Brown, "Honky Tonk Special"
honky tonk special by Nicholas D September 7, 2013

Honky smack 

Trashy white boy culture, such as weebism, incelism, extremely unrealistic and ridiculously kinky porn, or mumble rap.
Janice: Hey hon I’m home! What’re you doing?

Terry: Yeah I love rule 34 and Soundcloud you bitch ass female fuck me right now whorish cunt!!! YOU. OWE. ME. SEX.

Janice: That’s a whole load of honky smack. Fuck this I’m moving into a crackhouse.
Honky smack by BLURPYDURRNURRRF August 28, 2020

Honky Tonk Women 

"Honky Tonk Women" is a 1969 hit song by The Rolling Stones. Released as a single on 4 July 1969 in the UK and a week later in the US, it topped the charts in both nations.

A Honky Tonk Woman is often a dancer in a bar down south, who may also work as a prostitute.
I met a gin soaked, bar-room queen in memphis,
She tried to take me upstairs for a ride.
She had to heave me right across her shoulder
cause I just cant seem to drink you off my mind.

Its the honky tonk women
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.
Honky Tonk Women by wind61 February 1, 2009

Honky Tonk 

A loud, rowdy bar that plays 'honky tonk' country music. Typically full of drunken hillbillies having a good ole' time. To go out 'honky tonkin' is to go out on the town to honky tonk bars and get drunk.
Sam likes to stay out at the honky tonk to 3 in the morning.
Honky Tonk by OneBadAsp June 30, 2005

Honky Dory 

Yeah I got that done, it’s all honky dory
Honky Dory by anon May 16, 2018

honky tube 

Private, enclosed, climate-controlled, elevated walkway that connects two or more buildings. So named for the tendency of white office workers to use them and avoid contact with the street below, where people of color congregate.
"The skywalk system connecting the buildings and interior space of the Peachtree Center complex was the most controversial aspect of the project. Called "honky tubes" by local African-Americans, the skywalks tend to segregate the mostly white visitors rather than encouraging them to experience the life of the city outside the buildings."

Source:
Paul Kantor, Dennis R. Judd
American Urban Politics in a Global Age: The Reader, p. 195
Longman, c2007
honky tube by William Whyte Fan September 28, 2008