United Airlines 

You should know this by now, if you haven't spent your time jacking off to a giraffe being born.

The airline that has three core ways to rip you off:
1) Damaging your luggage.
2) Delaying your flight for no reason at all.
3) Beating you about the head and face until you are utterly helpless.

I just got delayed in Houston for no fucking reason. Thanks, United Airlines. Piece of SHIT!

United Airlines by Frannknbeans April 19, 2017

Arline 

Arline is a beautiful, wonderful person you will know. Once you meet an Arline it will be hard to forget her. She will be there in thick and thin, she will be the kind of person that will care for you, when you become friends with her you will never regret it. Arline is the type of person that you will want to keep for ever. Once an Arline is attached to you, she will want to be with you until the end, just like the way she falls in love. When Arline is fallen in love with someone, it will take an internity to forget about that special someone. When she is with someone, she will be completly faithful even though her heart has been broken in pieces in the past she will still want to keep finding her Mr.Right. Arline is the person you wont want to loose frienship with if you do, you wont find another friendship the way Arline had it with you. Arline is just a beautiful funny person that will make you smile even when you have your down days she will make anything possible to see you smile, even her smile brights up a gloomy day, she will have her down days too, but she will always keep that smile that everyone loves.

Arline is beautiful In her own ways

Arline by Waveyheadp October 28, 2019

Northwest Airlines 

Otherwords known as "Northworst Airlines". Not only do they cram you in between two fat people, but they manage to make you pay 3$ for a snack. Soon they will charge you for the recycled bacteria in the air you get on the plane.

Me: "What airline do we have?"
Fred: "Northwest Airlines..."
Me: "Shit!"

Northwest Airlines by Angry Salamander July 14, 2006

Heaven Airlines 

A airline in Roblox based in Thailand where the owner, Pallaboy1234 is known for leaking assets and copying other airlines.

Heaven Airlines are shitty. I'd never go on them again.

Heaven Airlines by Poggers1 August 23, 2021

Delta airlines 

1 of 3 American flagship airlines. Delta airlines is based in Atlantas Hartsfield-Jackson international airport. The largest airport in the world. Delta also stands for...
D. Delay
E. Every
L. Landing
T. Through
A. Atlanta

Hey, your flying delta airlines? Have fun sitting in Atlanta all day.

Delta airlines by Disbersion October 16, 2020

Japan Airlines flight 123 

That flight was operated in 12 August 1985. This was a flight from Tokyo Intl. Airport to Osaka intl. Airport. Suddenly at cruising it came into an electrical problem and crashed in a forest. Only 4 people out of 509 could survive.

Anyone: Yo do you know japan airlines flight 123?
Anyone else: Ye bro I'm very sad.

Japan Airlines flight 123 by Nick the anyone June 22, 2021

Emirates Airlines 

An Airline that was founded in March 25 1985 that has grown huge in the last decade and also was the first airline to put screens in all seats on all planes. the Emirates hub Airport is DXB (Dubai International Airport) they are the largest operator of the Boeing 777 Line of Aircraft and the Airbus A380-800

Alex: Hey mate guess what I am flying first class on Emirates Airlines tomorrow night!
Jake: Dam bro you're lucky where are you going?
Alex: Brisbane Australia

Emirates Airlines by Just a Fellow Sim Pilot October 31, 2022