Wonk 

Wonk is a slang word
Wining,wonking,wonker

Friend:Where’s Shawn
Ducky:He’s having a wonk

Wonk by SM2187 March 7, 2023

Wonk 

The term for a communication with a heavy "Woke" opinion expressed excessively, to inflate the creator's own opinion of themselves and their contribution. Derived from a mix of "Woke" and "Wank", indicating a creation that gets the creator off when they recall it.

1) That article was a poorly hidden wonk piece

2) That wonker clearly just wanted to rant and use the source material as an excuse to write it. Bet his ego inflated 10 times

Wonk by Purple Squishy April 5, 2023

Wonk 

A policy nerd or a financial/data analysis nerd. Someone who is enthusiastic or excessive interest in fields related to political policy.

Noah is such a damn wonk and won't shut the fuck up about state rights.

Wonk by LizardInACan July 9, 2023

Wonk 

To masturbate and listen to “phonk” music at the same time.

“Can I please wonk you?”

Wonk by wilhelmywonker December 12, 2023

Wonk-eye 

A constant lazy eye, so bad that it is un avoidable to stare at when talking to an individual with this problem, and sometimes difficult to know who the individual is speaking to.

"Damn, I kept staring at Larry's wonk-eye while he was talking to us."
"Dude, me too, i didnt even know if he was talking to you or me."

Wonk-eye by Berghs August 8, 2006

Wonk Wonk 

another term for the male genetalia. (or penis)

If there was a wonk wonk idol, he would win because he has an abnormally large package.

Wonk Wonk by SceneCat in Florals January 20, 2009

wonk wonk wonk 

synonym for blah blah blah

So he starts telling me about his fratboy days, wonk, wonk, wonk...

wonk wonk wonk by julie bing January 21, 2005