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Dan the panini man 

Omg look it’s Dan The Panini Man!

Peni Panini 

Pronounced (PEE-NUY-PA-NI-NI)- An Italian style grilled sandwich, in which men's erect members (penises) are placed between to pieces of fresh bread. It is recommended to for the well endowed men to ingest an erectile stimulant such as Viagra or Cialis to help with the longevity of their erections while the sandwich is being pressed in a panini maker. If you do not have a panini maker, a George Forman grill will work as well. The Peni Panini is best served hot with tomato and fresh mozzarella. Manga.
"Dude, me, Ted, and Bill got all wrecked last night with Lisa. Lisa was drinking vodka, aka slut juice, and she started to get really hungry for cock. Needless to say, one wasn't enough. So four of us went back to my place and Lisa proceded to gobble down the Peni Panini that we served her with.
Peni Panini by PMOses November 12, 2010

mediterranean panini 

An IT professional most likely named Wes.
Oh you Mediterranean Panini. Your name must be Wes!

Ayy panini, don't you be a meanie 

Some cool lingo that you better unlearn when we break up Jared.
Hey Jared, I need to tell you something. ''Ayy panini, don't you be a meanie''

Scandinavian panini press 

The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.
Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press

Zyko Panini Maker

A person who cooks panini's for panda's.
Elijah is such a good zyko panini maker.
Zyko Panini Maker by ShayBuddy5304 October 23, 2020