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My favorite person 

The person u think of 25/8, and you love to hang out with. Also u hang with them and talk bad about ur ex together
George: Do you know Danny

Michael: Yeah he’s my favorite person, we talk bad about my ex.

favorite white boy 

A very good compliment if you are a white boy and someone uses this they most likely think you are funny and they feel comfortable around you
"Yo Jai just wanted to let u know I really appreciate you. You're really funny and you're my favorite white boy"

"Thanks bro!"
favorite white boy by anonymous October 20, 2021

mihoyo's favorites 

Some motherfuckers getting everything they want without even trying. They should be hated for not using stuff that other players are spending ACTUAL MONEY to get in no time!
Sm -Omg i've been playing for 2 years and have been trying to get Jean, is your jean strong?
Mihoyo's favorites -Oh no I started playing yesterday i haven't build her and i dont think i will cause i dont like her
Sm -*takes out the knife*

iloveinosukestfu A.K.A Inosukes known favorite wife 

Iloveinosukestfu also known as Inosuke’s wife, these bitches really wanna try me into thinking that Inosuke loves them, like stop being so obsessed with me I know you want to be me like bitch, Inosuke wouldn’t come for your fucking down syndrome looking ass with that ugly ass yellow stained teeth dumb ass hoe. Shut your skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friendzone Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone ching Chong lin long suck my ding dong headass remote control autism down syndrome stage four terminal brain cancer O'Riley autoparts silver bronze ash amino UV light pen sushi ram ramen Harisson Ford gamer bitch ass Virgin lamp thermometer lean mean string bean Charlie Sheen limousine canteen trampoline serpentine anti histamine wolverine submarine unclean nectarine broken gene Halloween detective spleen smoke screen James Dean putting green tiny peen anti vaccine aquamarine eugene extra green nicotine vaseline jelly bean magazine protein Lightning McQueen vending machine what'chu mean ocean man by ween head ass tf up bitch. Inosuke wouldn’t like your ass anyways dumb ass. Try and comment down on my videos saying “Inosuke is mine” and I’ll come over there and violate your ass. Inosuke wouldn’t come for that big forehead of yours bitch, I said what I said.
That mf got skid marks, still love him tho <3

You: “OMG HI INOSUKE IM A BIG FAN OF YOU PLEASE KISS ME 🥺🥺🥺😖😖😖😖😣😣😣😣😣😞😞😞😞😞🥺🥺😢😩😩😩😩😩😓😓😓😥😥😥😥🥺🥺🥺”

Inosuke: “ew no yo cooter cat stinks like tuna bitch go get that shit checked out and get the fuck away😨”

iloveinosukestfu A.K.A Inosukes known favorite wife

Your Favorite Martian

This a cartoon band created by Ray William Johnson, who is #1 most subscribed on Youtube currently. YFM makes songs that are very funny, catchy, and entertaining. The videos are released every other Wednesday, getting millions of views per song.

These songs are often including other famous youtubers are "guest appearances" and collaborations. The words are mostly written by Ray William Johnson.

YFM is one of the most subscribed channels on youtube, and it deserves every one of those subscribers.
Me: Aw, man. This Your Favorite Martian guy is the s**t.

Hater: You kidding me? It sucks.

*walks away*

Me: Haterz gon hate.