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Clinton Portis 

A running back for the washington redskins. Consistantly runs for 1,500 yards each years and cant be stopped by conventional defensive plays
Craig-Dude! did you see that move clinton portis just pulled on Brian Dawkins?
Nick-Yea, He made dawkins look retarted
Clinton Portis by cfoer July 27, 2006

Clinton broke 

Disingenuous claims to a lack of funds, in the fashion of Hillary Clinton.

Maintaining a flawed standard for 'empty' coffers.
Guy 1: "You want to get pizza?"
Guy 2: "Who's paying? I'm broke."
Guy 1: "Man, you're Clinton broke, you just bought a new car."
Clinton broke by Pra3torian June 11, 2014

Clinton supporter 

A person who is very stupid, completely uneducated on the political spectrum, and is a ginormous hypocrite who doesn't realize what national security is. Has 5 participation trophies they gladly show off, and whenever they don't get what they want, they'll destroy something but call it peaceful. Usually consist of lazy people who want free shit, or masculine fat women and feminine scrawny men.
Person 1: "Who's the white man-looking woman telling everyone they have white privilege that has a friend with a mask on while smashing cars during a "peaceful" protest?"

Person 2: "Oh, thats a Clinton supporter!"
Clinton supporter by alkans30 December 6, 2016

clinton high school 

a school filled with yee yees aka rednecks, crazy ass bitches, and some snakes, and don’t let me forget there rivalry’s and there crazy ass student section
1. look at that student section that must be clinton high school

Clinton Kelly 

The hilarious fashion expert and co-host on TLC's What Not to Wear with Stacy London. Most funniest guy you will ever see...EVER! He is openly gay but does not tell people on television.
Person 1 : OMG did you see Clinton Kelly on What Not to Wear?!

Person2: OMG YEAH HE IS SOOO FUNNY!!
Clinton Kelly by LoveStacy1 May 1, 2010

clinton township 

Home of the gayest PIGS in the country. Since CT has one of the lowest crime rates in the country the CTPD has nothing better to do but pull over young kids and search them for drugs. Every cop is looking for the next big drug bust. Cops have even been suspected of planting drugs on kids and demanding sexual favors from girls. Some even have sex with North Hunterdon High School students and spread Genital Herpes around the school. If you can avoid CT then by all means do so.
On a brighter note, its home of some of the best public schools in the country. All Blue Ribbon awarded but it is not the best place to raise children. See: Hunterdon County
If your driving past 10 o'clock in Clinton Township and your under 25 and are with friends prepare to be pulled over, grilled with questions, taken out of the car and searched. Not really sure why you would drive around past 10 since there is nothing to do in that town but whatever...