Brenden 

Hes got a small dick

Omg did you hear Brenden has a small cock?

Brenden by Jfhsnajjzix March 3, 2022

Brenden 

Overall a dick

Charles:Hey brenden

Brendon: what fat boy

Brenden by Raygungames January 8, 2020

Brenden 

A really gay dude that could never date anybody especially not gamer girls.Usally has a friend named Madison with a big fat ass and is very sexy and is usually attracted to men with a "G" in there name

Guy1:Dang brenden Is so gay. Guy2:Yeah ikr his friends name that's starts with a "G" smashed the girl he likes named Madison while the guy with the "G" in his name watched her fat ass bounce on his massive dick"

Brenden by Reee boi January 30, 2020

Brenden 

A very annoying kid who just watches anime. He doesn’t care about school or his grades. He’s bi but gayer than bi. He also has a bf and a gf. (He's polyamorous) His gf isn’t happy about him. He made out with his bf last night. He’s gay af.

Guys! Brenden is gay af!!

Brenden by Sksksk is a bad word. November 7, 2019

Brenden 

A person who likes buttholes only male ones but thinks he is straight

Damn Brenden hella weird

Brenden by Llama Obama January 15, 2020

Brenden 

A Brenden is generally considered to be a fake person that is completely out for himself despite acting like he is your friend. Brendens have a tendency to get the "ahh fuck it's" which is a caring disorder. Brendens also run their mouth causing you to have the irrestible urge to dog walk them. Brendans will fuck up things around me them in an attempt to sabotage ones workmanship and blatenly lie about the time it takes to fix it. Brendens also have a huge issue with throwing missy fits without realizing they look about as mature as a school yard sissy. The most was thing about a Brendens is that most of the time they seem alright borderline cool but their constant disrespectful behaviour cannot be tolerated. My advice is to bear a Brendens to submission immediately upon seeing one. Brendens even and mouth their own mothers to the people in public despite being in their mid 30"s and still living with mom. Brendens are very self destructive and quick to blame others for their own actions.

Hey guys look where that Brenden ended up. Homeless and hungry. Its very sad . They say a Brenden just self restricts like a mission impossible message!!

Brenden by Bestfloorguyever February 2, 2019

Brenden 

An all-around bad person, self absorbed piece of poop that likes to view urban dictionary definitions of himself.

Brenden is a cunt

Brenden by Brenden is bad October 12, 2019