Middle aged balding coward 

When your hair is leaving you as is your age

My names Chris trimmer and I’m a middle aged balding coward

Middle aged balding coward by Big Weiry March 15, 2018

Forced Family Climate Bonding 

Spending large amounts of time with family, especially children, due to adverse weather conditions that cause closures of schools, work, etc. Normally, this "quality time" soon turns to anarchy and a need for Wine or other booze for the parental units. Usually abbreviated FFCB.

After the fourth straight day without school, the FFCB (Forced Family Climate Bonding) was too much for her to handle and the children were given up for adoption immediately.

Forced Family Climate Bonding by schtingmon February 20, 2011

Bonding 

To act or possess similar qualities as James Bond. James Bond is super smooth with double O status. Women want him and men want to be him, he is a true playa for real. This guy sleeps with at least 3 girls per movie, gets shot at a million times and doesn’t get hit. If you have some stuff, or do some stuff like James Bond, then you’re bonding.

"That guy gets all the girls - Bonding!", "Last night I took home a smokin hot girl back to my suit in the Bahamas - Bonding!", "I had a sex with four women last night - Bonding!", "I have a car with a missile launcher built in - Bonding!", "I run the streets - Bonding!"

Bonding by Richard Martin December 30, 2007

balding.monokuma

Balding.Monokuma is a TikTok User
Nagito’s biggest fan, dirty minded, and really nice (cool friend/mutual too

Person A: “Do you know who Balding.Monokuma is?”
Person B: “Yes! They are so cool and I love them!”
Person A: “Agreed.”

balding.monokuma by darknesslady April 23, 2022

Cody Bolinger

cody, well he used to be a player but he changed...hes reallly sweet and caring, and so adorable and cute!♥

Awww, He's such a Cody Bolinger :)

Cody Bolinger by amberrr012 November 3, 2011

bodingus 

a popcorn playa

yo check out that bodingus he sure knows how to popcorn

bodingus by adct October 30, 2008

team bonding session 

Usually held at pubs/clubs/any licensed venue, team bonding sessions serve little purpose, but apparently involve a sports team "bonding" over a few drinks. However a "few drinks" always turns into an all out piss up. Basically an excuse to get absolutely smashed.

Bloody team bonding sessions. Is there any point to them, other than getting smashed?

team bonding session by thisismyfile8 March 28, 2011