A person who is so ugly both as a person and as an eyesore that they resemble a bag of the male reproductive organ; also used to describe a man who is unkempt and has bad hygiene.
Dude came over to my house and hadn’t showered in two days! He was looking and acting like a total bag of dicks too! He expected me to cook AND clean for him and he’s a grown man.
A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.
That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.