Accidental Bidet 

When taking a large shit and it hits the water with such force that the water comes back and splashes your cornhole.

Victoria had chipotle for lunch and multiple alcoholic beverages the night before. The combination of beer shits and chipotle had her prairie dogging until she finally reached the toilet. While unleashing the cracken on the can, the shit splashed the water with enough weight for the water to splash back up and hit her butthole. To which she reacted, "Ah how refreshing, the ole accidental bidet."

Accidental Bidet by leilanotthesong October 12, 2012

Accidental Corndog 

When, as a woman attempts to smoothly transition from kissing a man to giving him oral sex, the man's erect penis momentarily snags in her belly button. Depending on the force of the accidental corndogging, the receiver may suffer gastronomical distress similar to that which follows the consumption of literal corn dogs.

See also: Accidental Titty Fuck, Belly Buttonjob

When Mary tried to follow up a birthday kiss with a birthday blowjob she snagged her belly button on Peter's peter, causing an Accidental Corndog.

Accidental Corndog by dick7 April 15, 2013

i accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me 

It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.

"I accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me," Typed me in 6th grade when I was supposed to work on a grammar book.

i accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me by Why do I exist March 13, 2018

Accidental Homosexuality 

When straight guy is looking at porn, he looks for a good picture to masturbate to. Once he finds a good picture(of a girl), he starts doing his business in front of the computer. But if just as hes about to release his stream of protein, possibly into a tissue or (in rarer cases) the wall, A popup with a guy spread his asshole thirteen inches appears just as his unfortunate sperm exits his body. There is usually shock, pain, and humiliation as the man has just became.... another victim of accidental homosexuality.

"Dude! I was a victim of accidental homosexuality last night."

Accidental Homosexuality by Anon Namus July 23, 2008

work accident 

"Work accident" is the term used by Palestinian terrorists to refer to an accidental explosion when handling bombs or other explosive materials. Similar to the British Army use of "own goal" to refer to IRA men blowing themselves up.

"That wasn't an IDF air strike on Khalid's house, that was a work accident."

work accident by DD Hickson June 18, 2009

cum accident 

when a girl cheats on her boyfriend and the guy screwing her accidentaly cums in her

when i fucked that guy for money a cum accident happend

cum accident by dikhed August 13, 2009

accidentally

transitive verb, past tense: To break beyond repair, or lose completely, or do something catastrophic or highly objectionable or problematic to. Ostensibly by accident but most often used ironically for a purposeful act.

I accidentally the whole thread.

I accidentally the whole website.

I accidentally your mom.

I accidentally inside her.

accidentally by the jerky July 5, 2010