Puff the hairy dragon 

To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking weed

Bro look at her puff the hairy dragon!! Gross!!

Puff the hairy dragon by HiILookDead May 25, 2011

Son of a hairy porkchop 

What to say instead of "Son of a bitch".

Son of a hairy porkchop! I just ripped my pants!

Son of a hairy porkchop by littlestar714 December 18, 2011

when things got hairy

A phrase to signify when you started puberty

Scott: "Yeah, 6th grade sucked!"

Brett: "Yep, that's when things got hairy for me. Wet dreams and messy laundry."

when things got hairy by von groovy June 6, 2019

the hairy bollocks 

amazing/top quality/really good/better than just "the bollocks"

Man 1: 24-hour drinking in pubs would be the bollocks.
Man 2: Nah, that'd be the HAIRY bollocks!

the hairy bollocks by Sadie E. Innes-Smith April 11, 2008

bite my hairy asshole

a saying meaning "i don't care about what you have to say" or "i don't like what you're saying, take it back"

Danielle told Lee,"bite my hairy asshole!" when he made fun of her jacket.

bite my hairy asshole by Hannibal345 April 21, 2009

Dirty Hairy

When somebody kisses the anus of another man. Then the person on top says "Do you feel lucky spunk" and farts in her mouth.

The deluxe version = when the fart is wet

The suprieme = is the dirty hairy deluxe and some addtional shit that accidently ;-) appeared and falls in her mouth.

Sandra: Starts kissing his friends asshole
Mike: Do you feel lucky spunk (and starts one of the dirty hairy's)

Dirty Hairy by nevermind this is it buddy April 2, 2011

loose sandy hairy vagina 

a individual the acts like a ginormous pussy.
a very crabby person.
a fag.
a extremely fucked vagina on the beach that needs a hedge trimmer.

cody is such a loose sandy hairy vagina.
cassy is so nasty she had a big loose sandy hairy vagina

loose sandy hairy vagina by cowboy spanker September 8, 2011