The Mall Grab.
Like many things in life, you are told not to do and sometimes it is for the best. We should continue to value the legacy of skating and carry on with the
joke. The history behind the Mall Grab is simply a great amount of “
poser” skaters who have no intent on getting on the board and shredding. Any real
skater knows that he
will mall grab by accident every now and again.
The mall rat scene at that point was ridiculous,” Sean Gallagher said of working at a shopping mecca in 2002 located in an upper class New Jersey township.
“A lot of those kids would carry boards around for fashion… It’s like the
guy who just carries the guitar around and doesn’t play it,” he said.
Dude #1: “Damn bro, my coffee is taking mad
long bro. I hope I don’t spill it on my new thrasher shirt, I paid 60 bucks bro..”
Dude #2: “Man
stop being a lil p##### ### ##### and by the
way learn how to hold your board. “MALL GRAB!” See you at the park..