Blatant Lying Status (BLS) 

A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)

These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'

'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'

'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'

Blatant Lying Status (BLS) by Yournigga January 3, 2014

Nothing to update your status about 

An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"

Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."

Nothing to update your status about by Take 2 June 5, 2014

Eyes Married Status 

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.

Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"

Eyes Married Status by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019

That's the status 

Used when someone fully, agrees with what is being discussed. An affirmation of how one feels about a certain subject or occurrence.

Person 1: That car has an awesome paint job.
Person 2: Oh, now that's the status.

That's the status by cliffj98 September 25, 2019

big hoe status

It don’t mean that you a hoe, it just that you just fuck over shit

I’m on big hoe status

big hoe status by Realrkiller June 17, 2022

n/c status 

An abbreviation for nothing comming.

Stupid x-boyfriend: So, does that mean we can have a threesome?
Me: No the fuck it doesn't asshole, you're on n/c status.

n/c status by Wheaters702 October 26, 2022

a-train status 

when you run REALLY fast and somehow run into someone's gf and destroy their relationship. (metaphorically)

a-train: "I can't stop.. I can't stop.. I CAN'T STOP!"
some random guy idk: "robin? ro-robin? ROOOOBIIINNNN!"

"man that guy was on a-train status dude"
"yeah dude he was going ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"

a-train status by jojofan21949 November 20, 2022