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Butterscotch cowboy 

A butterscotch cowboy can be defined as the act of licking a persons shity assehole after a they have had a long ride on a horse after taking a shit with no toilet paper .
It can be used in conversation ie John was on a long ride got cut short and when he got home Wendy gave him a butter scotch cowboy

Butterscotch cowboy is defined as licking butthole
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Salty Cowboy 

When you're hitting a girl from the back then as you're about to cum you ride her like a horse while jacking off your dick in a circular "lasso like" manner and cum. (Don't forget to slap her ass and yell "yeehaw")
Man me and the wife were doing it doggy style so i decided to pull a Salty Cowboy on her
Salty Cowboy by Testicular torsion February 5, 2021

Snow cowboy 

The snow cowboy is jack. Jack doesn’t ride a horse he rides a bad ass 4wd avalanche that never gets stuck because us of the combination nations of the horse power of the truck and the sex appeal of jack.
Oh no my truck is stuck who should I call? Call the snow cowboy he can I’ll you out and get you pregnant in 5minuets.
Snow cowboy by Laykes dad February 20, 2021

Bitmoji cowboy hat 

If your named Finn you should definitely never wear this or wear the matching overalls.
Bitmoji cowboy hat should only be used if your wearing the matching overalls.

Dallas cowboy

When you let a girl suck on your Dak and you Zeke on her face.
After the big game Sunday I gave my girl a Dallas cowboy!
Dallas cowboy by Jackchan0823 April 23, 2021

midwest cowboy 

man , that Midwest Cowboy definitely gave me a pink sock last night.
midwest cowboy by wooollas September 4, 2021

Idiot cowboy 

Idiot cowboy is one of three founders of paperbag inc. And is in good relations with paperbag man, he can be located in the city of Los Santos and can be seen wearing a leather jacket, Jeans, cowboy hat,and cowboy boots, he typically drives motorcycles and mucle cars and reeks of a stench so foul it might have caused Chernobyl, he is also a complete and total dumbass, oh and he also has a private army of tactical cowboys.
Person 1: hey have you heard of idiot cowboy?

Person 2: yeah hes the dumbass who owes paperbag man $1.62

Person 1: we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
Idiot cowboy by Idiotcowboy69 November 8, 2021