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pidgeon in a pond 

Something that isn't where its supposed to be!
That Spice Girls fan dickhead at the Parkway Drive concert was a fucken pidgeon in a pond!
pidgeon in a pond by imadedend October 29, 2006

pond party 

An event in which numerous participants bring beer to an outdoor ice rink and play a game of ice hockey. Players consume their beer between shifts. Often results in a gongshow.
Call up the lads, I have a case of beer and feel the itch for a pond party!
pond party by Arnie on Ice March 16, 2008
pund - the act of punding someone, also known as pundification, or pund-tang, the articulate movement of pundation.
lol, liam just totally PUNDED CHARMANDERS HATCHET WOUND!
rofl, jamie got fuckign punded when he got nutmegged
pund by goldeneye64 June 23, 2010

White butter belly pond 

Semen ejaculated into the belly button.
When i was done she had a white butter belly pond.

lose a few pounds 

1. When one needs to defecate, and it feels as if it will be some kind of a record. Weight loss occurs by way of the shit being transferred from the large intestine to the toilet, resulting in a significant loss of weight. May be calculated with more accuracy by replacing said toilet with a produce scale.
"Man, I'm going to the bathroom to lose a few pounds. It might be some kind of a record!"

"Ummm yeah, I just lost about 7 pounds in that bathroom, so I'm warning you: You might need to wear a chemical mask."
lose a few pounds by Boukisan June 19, 2008

Turd Pond 

A pond or lake that smells like a turd and looks like someone turd alll over it.
I live right next to a Turd Pond and it stinks up the whole neighborhood!
Turd Pond by ShadowCaster07 May 9, 2011