Chip to Salsa Ratio

(1) A ratio describing the amount of salsa required for a specific size of chip (usually expressed in the format “cubic in. of salsa/ square in. of chip”). This ratio varies from person to person, naturally, and some people might even prefer just plain chips or a chip loaded with TOO MUCH SALSA.

1. Hey dude! How’s it going?
2. Awesome!!! I recently perfected my Chip to Salsa Ratio!
1. Wow! Props, man. I still can’t figure mine out yet.

Chip to Salsa Ratio by Epileptic_ February 12, 2020

Playing Evelyn Salt 

A middle-aged Russian beautiful woman who shoots very well, can speak 4 languages or more. I mean she's incredible.

Josh: My sister-in-law is Playing Evelyn Salt
Larry: Really? How?
Josh: Now she's a cop!

Playing Evelyn Salt by Comrade, no I'm not from USS April 6, 2020

Pinch of salt 

seasoning your fish with An entire 26oz canister of mortons table salt.

"... and another pinch of salt."

Pinch of salt by DeadDick127 February 1, 2021

Himalayan Pink Salt 

When you blow cocaine into a girl's vagina.

Instead of Wolf of Wallstreeting that ass, use the other hole. Mine that Himalayan Pink Salt.

Himalayan Pink Salt by BertN'Ashty February 5, 2022

Mount De Sales 

Smelly, haunted, suspicious male gym teachers? If those are the words you want to describe your all girl's school, than look no further. They try to mask the scent of the bathrooms with artificial smellers that btw smell like ass. Chillin' in your class when "gasp" mysterious stomping noises of a ghastly ghoul right above your head. All the sophomores following the MALE gym teacher around in a sussy manor all the time..... and them him also following the sophomores all the time. MMMMMMMMMMMM this is the school for me.

Guys I don't have much longer. Mount De Sales has found out that I know about the-

Mount De Sales by ISMELLSIN March 9, 2022

mr. salisbury 

a ugly ass rat

mr. salisbury was in my sewers

mr. salisbury by bibbek January 28, 2020

salt bae

An extremely weird Turkish guy who happened to get pictured at the best time. Has become an internet meme

Damn who is that guy?"
Oh him? He is just a salt bae

salt bae by Dank Meme Enthusiasts January 29, 2017