the dave 

Another word for cocaine. It can also be used to describe the extent at which cocaine is used and abused.

I ran into the dave last night. Yep, we got daved up until about dave thirty in the morning. I feel like the dave today.

the dave by jophus October 22, 2008

Suzie and Dave joke 

Repeatedly employing the leads Suzie and Dave, a Suzie and Dave joke is the high point world comedic culture, combining a rare level of wit and timing that can only be appreciated by the greatest of minds.

COMEDY TIME WITH SUZIE AND DAVE
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Suzie and Dave were walking down the street.
This kid came up to Dave and challenged her to a race.
"I'm fast!" he said, "you're slow and stupid!"
"Ooh! I'll show you!" Dave said, and they began the race.
Dave won the race and the guy walked away.
"Well!" said Suzie, "You certainly showed him!"

Suzie and Dave joke by rezo June 18, 2004

Alright Dave 

a dumb ass motherfucker

Trigger (Only Fools and Horses): Alright Dave?! Clearly it is not Dave it is Rodney - thick as shit!

Alright Dave by Ems August 5, 2003

hello dave 

You say hello to dave
and hi to sue

'' Hello Dave ''
'' Hiiiiii Sue ''

hello dave by Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz July 24, 2004

naked dave 

owner of fkd.iwarp.com he is a random hero but its mainly a guy that is always naked every time i go to his house he is naked or has shorts on at the most

"put some clothes on naked dave"

naked dave by CaRL January 13, 2004

Emo Dave 

Emo Dave is just like most other emo boys. Emo Dave likes most things, doesn't like 'hatred' and he understands your pain, heartbreak, and loneliness. Emo Dave would never write this about himself because he doesn't believe any of its true, he is a bit self deprecating. He's actually not to bad. You can find him on Myspace. And since when did all emo boys cut themselves?

Emo Dave will be your friend as long as you don't break his heart.

Emo Dave by A Friend of Emo Daves September 5, 2008

Dirty Dave 

The act of fucking your own Mum and making you Dad watch while he is howling like a wookie .

"I couldnt sleep for the noise last night the ETO was watching his own Dirty Dave video, his dad sounded in pain"

Dirty Dave by ERhardons March 20, 2021