Jersey Donzy

(n.) The act of abrubtly punching a obnoxious, outspoken, woman squarely in the jaw either during intercourse or immediately after ejaculation before exclaiming "Ayyyyyyy!!!!", mimicing the iconic sound of Arthur "The Fonz" Fonzarelli.

I hooked up with that organge Hobgoblin from the club last night, but she would not shut the f**k up; so I gave her the 'ol Jersey Donzy

Jersey Donzy by WienerBrigadier August 14, 2010

jersey turnpuking 

The combination of being drunk and very dizzy from doing the "jersey turnpike" that causes one to boot.

"How was that party Friday?"
"It was terrible man, one minute I was jersey turnpiking this chick, the next minute I was jersey turnpuking my brains out. It all happened so fast."

jersey turnpuking by str3@kerZ January 5, 2012

Jesella 

The sweetest, most kind girl you'll ever meet. She is beautiful and smart. Has lots of friends and very loving. She is definitely a leader and lives taking charge. She is independent and thinks for herself.

Got to get you a Jesella.
Made up of her fathers name Jesus
Her mothers name Ellen
Jesella!!!
The best daughter
The best sister
The best friend

That Jesella, she is a firecracker!!

Jesella by Cowgirl30.em February 20, 2017

new jersey jerky 

It is where a girls gives a man a very severe handy until his dick starts to blister up. Then she proceeds to shit on his dick and rub it until it looks like beef jerky.

It was amazing last night, my girl gave me a new jersey jerky.

new jersey jerky by Boner Forest May 16, 2015

Red Bank, New Jersey 

A blue collar borough of Central New Jersey that's a mix of urban and suburban that's close to Staten Island and the Jersey Shore. Red Bank contains a lot of everything. From hipsters to Spanish speakers, to quieter neighborhoods to an intense night life; this town is quintessential New Jersey! Don't travel at night along Shrewsbury Ave though, you'll more than surely get robbed! To get to Red Bank, you can take the car and travel on the Garden State Parkway or Route 35. Nj Transit's North Jersey Coast Line also passes through Red Bank. Btw, Kevin Smith, director of Clerks, Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back to name a few, is from here.

Random guy: Yo, look down West Front Street. I think another bar fight spilled out into the street. That shit must have started in Fixx. Damn Red Bank, New Jersey is crazy!

Red Bank, New Jersey by NjAllDay July 14, 2015

Jersey massage 

To physically assault someone, either with your fists or with a weapon, such as a baseball bat, pool cue, axe handle or pipe; in simple terms, a beatdown. The "Jersey" part of the phrase is a slang term for the State of New Jersey in the United States. Residents of New Jersey are known for being a bit more "physical" than most Americans when it comes to resolving disputes...

When I walked out of the bar and saw some scumbag pissing on the side of my car, I gave him a Jersey massage that he'll never forget.

Jersey massage by Led Zeppole March 11, 2004

Jersey Whore 

A person who obsessively Tweets, talks, and makes facebook status updates about the show "Jersey Shore" as it is on air.

Person 1: did you see how many facebook updates Kelly had tonight?
Person 2: I know!! she is such a Jersey Whore!

Jersey Whore by Kevdawg42 February 28, 2011