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True Metal 

Music in the style of heavy metal or one of its sub-genres that is written, performed, and recorded for no other reason than that it rules. Thus, heavy-metal-style music written specifically for commercial success cannot be considered "true," and is instead false metal. This does not necessarily mean that the false metal is not enjoyable to listen to, but it does mean that it is not metal.

It is possible for bands that were once true to become false, most famously Metallica. The reverse is also true, although it is much rarer.

A good rule of thumb in distinguishing true metal from false metal is to check Metal Archives. If a band/artist is listed, they either are or were true metal.

The term is also occasionally used to describe old-school, straight forward heavy metal, as opposed to one of the sub-genres.
True Metal: Manowar, Iron Maiden, Mayhem, Death, Helloween, Blind Guardian, pre-Black Album Metallica

False Metal: Most nu-meta bands, post-Black Album Metallica
True Metal by 4thgengamecock July 31, 2014
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Folk metal 

Realy awesome type of metal; better then all this crappy nu-metal. celtic, medieval and viking music inspired music that includes violins, woodwinds, bagpipes, etc. melodic with medieval sounding rifts, lyrics deal with mythology, paganism and ancient warfare.
Folk metal\viking metal: Finntroll, Eluvietie, Ensifirum, Korpilaani
Folk metal by Evrae Wolfsong July 16, 2010

mentalhealthisamyth 

bestie mentalhealthisamyth is in denial or something about the existence of mental health tbh. They may need a therapist but they are swag so they probably don't need one.
mentalhealthisamyth makes memes to make the emptiness more tolerable

bum mentality 

The mentality of one who is good at begging and bad at accepting responsibility.
John has a job and makes decent money, but he's bad at paying rent and other bills. Every time I see him, he's asking me for money. John has a bum mentality.
bum mentality by sirmaverick January 27, 2014

Metal Snackbox 

A dumpster or trash receptacle that is used as a source of food by the poor, drunk or just plain hungry.
Hey Pete! I heard that ol Matty Hos ate a slice of peperoni out of a Metal Snackbox last summer.
Metal Snackbox by credmonkey27 March 12, 2011

Menalium 

A person or thing who Is at a high place, A Wise Person

(2): A Wise Lion, Cat.

Popular Singer :Menalium/Munye
Mufasa was a menalium lion. He’s gone thanks to his brother scar. How do you kill Your own brother??

youkai heavy metal 

Music played by Onmyouza, heavy metal with "demon" themes
Do you like youkai heavy metal? Listen to Onmyouza, they do play it. It's very good and you'll love it ^.^
youkai heavy metal by darkonyx October 4, 2009