yard sitter 

Old couch rednecks put in their front yard to sit and drink Coors Banquet beers

My buddies and I drink beer on my yard sitter when our wives piss us off

yard sitter by jbrow December 8, 2020

'tard sitter

Someone who works at a direct care facility and helps to take care of people with developmental disabilities--especially ones with genetic cognitive disabilities. Essentially a baby sitter for retarded people.

Friend: Hey, let's go watch the game tonight!
'Tard Sitter: Sorry, bro. I can't go out to the game tonight because I picked up an extra 'tard sitting shift tonight.

'tard sitter by redpillsatori July 15, 2021

Chair Sitter

Friendly term used for someone who is lazy or a procrastinator.

Yogi is such a chair sitter.

Chair Sitter by Take Care 333 July 30, 2021

Double Sitter

Term coined by comedian Blaine P.

The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.

A: “Damn bro, why did you walk out of the bathroom, stop, and immediately turn around and go back?”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”

Double Sitter by anonymous August 18, 2021

belt sitter 

a dumbass fucking bitch

blob is a belt sitter

belt sitter by cran tropical on tiktok August 22, 2021

rim sitter 

A poop that is so long that one end sits in the bottom hole of the toilet while the other comes up out of hole and rests on the rim of the toilet hole. Said poop may or may not protrude from the water, which begins to cross over into the rim sitting iceberg territory.

Holy crap, I just dropped a rim sitter in there. That thing was a monster!

rim sitter by Señor Hanky March 18, 2022

wall sitter 

One who takes a wall sit position at a party, indicating they are shy, and quite the opposite of the life of the party.

“Did you guys see Morgan at the party this weekend? She was sitting against the wall doing nothing.” “Ya, what a wall sitter!”

wall sitter by Lil Clauss X September 7, 2022