Cosmic Scouser 

Someone who wears crystals wrapped with rope as a necklace, from Liverpool. Will definitely ask for a go of your spliff, on Crosby Beach after a swim at 5am with a kale smoothie

He’s that Cosmic Scouser i saw litter picking

Cosmic Scouser by OnSinMissionMc November 11, 2020

plastic scouser

a wannabe scouser will put on a liverpool accent and act like a scouser to try and look hard or impress somebody or make them stand out.

People that come from formby and ormskirk can offten be plastic scousers and will act this way.

Forby person "Ay lad don't be fuckin bang on"

plastic scouser by joe_red August 30, 2006

Sweating like a scouser in Dixons

what one does when it's fucking hot!

Fuck me it's so hot I'm sweating like a scouser in Dixons

Sweating like a scouser in Dixons by eddie23 August 6, 2003

Plastic Scouser

Someone who supports Liverpool FC, but doesn't even know where Merseyside is, nevermind Liverpool.

Easy to spot in their replica shirts with the name of a player on the back who's since moved to a bigger club.

Believe they have kudos for 'always supporting them', despite being a glory hunter in the first place.

Easy to spot in pubs around Surrey and the south of England, talking in cockney accents, waving a copy of the Sun about, shouting about "plastic mancs".

Plastic Scouser = 99% of Liverpool supporters

Plastic Scouser by NCB76 February 23, 2010

Plazzy Scouser 

Someone born outside of Liverpool, but dreams of one day being wrongly mistaken for Scouse. They "support" either red or blue yet don't ever venture too far from their couch unless it's an awayday to the local pub. Claim to out of towners that they where born in Scotty Road". Desperate to be accepted

Ketwig Keith: Alright laa you a scouser?

Bowlhead Benny: Yes laa !

Ketwig Keith: Wherabout?

Bowlhead Benny: Ellesmere Port but ald fella was born in Scotty Rd.

Ketwig Keith: ........ Plazzy Scouser the

Plazzy Scouser by anonymous April 26, 2021

Plastic scouser

A wannabe scouser that usually has thick black eyebrows to cover her massive forehead. She will usually smoke with her one friend outside Aldi to try and ‘look hard’ they tend to have bad commitment issues and get ‘pissed’ off when they don’t get what they want

Omg have you see her eyebrows she must be a plastic scouser

Plastic scouser by R1ley January 9, 2019

adopted scouser 

a person who’s a wool but is liked by a scouser(s) so they’re now an adopted scouser

“have you heard about my new adopted scouser john, he’s sound lad”

adopted scouser by scousenotenglish October 6, 2022