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Paper Man 

1) A person who acts all high and mighty, but is actually weak-willed and pathetic in reality.
2) A sorry excuse for a man, one who acts smug and in-control, but is actually a wet napkin.
3) A fake person, when put under pressure or are called out they seem to crumble.
Don't listen to him, he is a paper man through and through

Greg thinks he's king of the world, but everyone knows he's actually a paper man
Paper Man by Definitely Not Weed September 19, 2017
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Paper hands 

Those fucking dumbasses who cannot hold the line and die poor
Karen: this stock will fall Monday! I am selling now!
Average Joe: Hooooold! Put down those paper hands!
Paper hands by Zhu_gu January 29, 2021

paper heart 

A heart that is very fragile or sensitive
My paper heart can't handle rejection.
paper heart by dw9 January 14, 2009

paper canoe 

When a joint burns on one side only.
Hey man, looks like we've got a paper canoe on our hands, let's squash this shit out and roll a new one.
paper canoe by Mike the Rookie September 2, 2009

paper pump 

-noun/verb

The recipient of a fist pump responds by placing their entire hand over initiator's fist resembling "paper beats rock" in Rock-Paper-Scissor.
After Grandpa blew out all 90 candles he rocked my fist pump with a mean paper pump.
paper pump by AHarris January 2, 2011

paper toliets 

What some children call toliet paper (bungwipe, buttwipe, TP, etc.)
Mommy, the paper toliets are out again!
paper toliets by Telephony January 5, 2014

Paper Girl 

1. A girl that everyone believes is one thing, but inside she's the polar opposite.
2. An idea of a girl that someone creates that the rest of the world wants to make real, but the girl herself knows that, that is not her.
I've realized that i've become a 2 dimensional piece of paper as everyone produced different ideas of me, I was a paper girl.
Paper Girl by parismonamour August 30, 2015