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Mouse Petter 

(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the Caribbean and Wall Street tycoons in NYC
Skinny: "All we have left on the boat is a case of Mount Gay rum, tonic water, and lime - so I made this... try it.
Spanky: "That's great - it tastes like petting a mouse!"
Skinny: "Mouse Petters for everyone!!"
Mouse Petter by MrB7 August 22, 2017

mouse gladiator

This is someone who despite small size and limited physical ability, see themselves as a tough warrior.
The reason he walks around like a mouse gladiator is no one who can, has been ready to show him he is no warrior!
mouse gladiator by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Mouse in the House 

When a basketball player has a much smaller defender guarding him in the post.

mouse moment 

A period in someone’s life when they simply eat alone. They have no person at that time to eat with… Which isn’t sad, it’s just their mouse moment; this moment is neither sad, happy, infuriating, nor is it disappointing. It’s just someone getting by through life.
I was halfway through my rice ball in my car which was parked in a random neighborhood, when I realized I was going through a mouse moment.
mouse moment by Abalt October 31, 2022

mouse scum 

The residue left over on your mouse after excessive gaming or mouse use. Can also be found on keyboard.
We'll game in a second I need to clean off my mouse scum.
mouse scum by Foryouhehe February 14, 2010

mouse off 

to masturbate at your computer
My chica caught me mousing off last night.
mouse off by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002