Fox News

A bunch of clowns who do nothing but yell at each other

Fox News tends to be a very biased network

Fox News by Some Fatass on the Internet June 19, 2025

fox-news 

verb; fox-newsing, fox-newsed, fox-news

1. to proclaim something heavily biased and without evidence

2. to win an argument by shouting

3. to reject science and the scientific process

4. to demand change of laws and society of a group of people for the sole benefit of rich white Christians

That guy did not have any evidence for his point, he fox-newsed the entire debate.

When loosing an argument just remember to fox-news it, be louder than the other person.

That pastor is fox-newsing the entire homily, science has shown that Earth is over 6000 years old.

fox-news by truthbetoldtoyou July 27, 2011

Fox News Diarrhea 

The condition Fox News viewers get when they see a "news" segment and they have no choice but to run to a social media outlet and spew it all over their wall without first checking the facts to see if it has any solid material.

Did you see John's Facebook wall? He had a serious case of Fox News Diarrhea last night!

Fox News Diarrhea by chaser1610 July 19, 2012

Fox News Alert 

1. Fox News is no longer on commercial break.
2. Fox News has started to report on literally anything.

"A new Fox News Alert: Donald Trump tweeted today."
"WHITE HOUSE HOLDS DAILY PRESS BRIEFING: FOX NEWS ALERT"

Fox News Alert by DanDunDun April 8, 2019

Fox News Exclusive

A political smear campaign that originates within and is perpetuated by the Fox News Channel, manufactured to stir up reactionary fears among the FNC's political base. Often without merit, exaggerated or even consciously concocted out of whole cloth, the controversy targets FNC political opponents. Major cable news channels will cover the issue only after the attack has struck its target and becomes a matter of national significance, if ever.

"Yeah, unless you change the channel. Then you're hearing no one mentioning that. Oh my god, it's a Fox News Exclusive!"
-Jon Stewart commenting on the "Back of the Bus-Car" Fox News Exclusive event, Nov. 01, 2010

Fox News Exclusive by √theProblem November 2, 2010

Fox News'd Em 

When someone misleads others by witholding information.

You: Obama doesn't want to legalize marijuana. He hasn't even proposed a bill for the senate to vote on.

Me: Yea, but he did make it illegal for the feds to override state law like in Cali, and if they ever did the case would go the Supreme Court where there is a better chance they will find the federal law unconstitutional...so yea, get ya shit straight.

You: Damn, I've been misleading people this whole time.

Me: Fuckin Fox News'd Em.

Fox News'd Em by THC Supervillain June 24, 2009

Fox News Brain 

A disease or condition perpetuated by a steady ingestion of Fox (Faux) News programming, heavily afflicting far right Republican Trump supporters. Continued exposure to Fox News leads to false and illogical parroting of heavily biased, almost always incomplete, or simply false information. It is propaganda in the guise of "news", with little to zero journalistic quality and integrity. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Belief that Trump is the best President this nation ever had, an inability to let go of Hillary's emails, blaming Obama, hating anything Democrat (repeating phrases like "the democrats this" or "the democrats that"), anti-immigrant rhetoric, anti-science and climate change denial, and lately an obsession with degrading Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Do you know someone who loves President Trump? Is obsessed that Hillary sold our country out? Hates Obama (because they were told to), or says things like "AOC is so stupid and doesn't have a brain". Chances are, they are suffering from Fox News Brain.

Suggestions for dealing with someone suffering with Fox News Brain include: avoid at all cost.

My aunt is suffering from Fox News Brain. She's in the other room chanting "Build That Wall! Build That Wall!"

Fox News Brain by RingsAroundUranus April 14, 2019