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Cross Country 

Basic, timed medium distance running events held over semi-rough, off-road terrain. Due to the limited popularity of the sport, most cross country "athletes" tend to think of themselves as elite and superior to individuals who partake in other sports. Unfortunately for them, this is never really the case, seeing as most other sports involve grueling daily practice oftentimes on top of frequent roadwork of equal or greater distance. However, a cross country "athlete" will never admit this. Vast majority of participants didn't have the hand eye coordination for baseball, the explosiveness and sheer physical strength for football and rugby, reaction time and accuracy for soccer, the physical toughness and tenacity for wrestling, the stamina and adaptability of triathletes, and the combination of all aforementioned qualities required for boxing, MMA and other such combat sports.
"Dude, us Cross country runners are hard core, we do fucking 3.1 miles per race, and sometimes run up to 8 miles per day!"

"I scoff at just how physically pathetic you are, not only do you lack the stamina of a marathon runner or even those who do half marathons, you're also stick thin and have a laughable musculature. Why don't you try a real sport for once, at least you wouldn't look like a skeleton with sleeves."
Cross Country by IoutrunXCerS October 15, 2011

cross country 

a sport that just involves running, not any real talent or practice just running. or jogging. for long periods at a time. no real teams or rules.... just running
look at that guy jogging, or is he an athlete in cross country... what's the difference?
cross country by jimmy saras February 24, 2010

cross country 

Cross country doesn't take any skill at all all you do is run but like in football you can take all that anger out on someone on the other team and not get in trouble. And in football you weight lift run and do lots of hills which i hate.
like my friends say:

It's on the borders of Pain and Suffering that Football PLayers, and wrestlers are sperated from the rest!!
LHS 1A/2A state champs in wretling and football somewhat football and better than cross country
cross country by aj prentice May 28, 2008

Cross Country 

The best sport EVER EXISTED. By running Cross Country a human will transcend pass the normal human state and become undefeatable in life. In order to survive the practices and meets, you need to absolutely believe in your coach because he/she has been through this kind of practice and is now a metahuman. However, once you survive a few seasons of Cross Country, you will start to transcend like your coach and captain have experienced before you. What are you waiting for? Join Cross Country and start making your life better right NOW!
A: "Why does Kurtis never fail in anything he does?"

B: "He coaches Cross Country and he was a varsity Cross Country runner."
A: "Oh really? Where can I sign up for Cross Country? I need that in my life RIGHT NOW!!!!"
Cross Country by feelsDepressed November 4, 2017

cross country 

Cross country might be the gayest shit on the planet. It is known that cross country athletes frequently engage in homosexual activities with their coaches.
Whoa those guys having an orgy are on the cross country team
cross country by the man 1222356 September 17, 2021

Cross country 

Kid: “I’m trying out for the cross country team.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”
Cross country by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022