A Carlton 

A religious douchebag who only cares about himself. Lies Consistently. Gives A shit about warframe and no lifed it to the max point. Is A Giant Ass Weaboo. Needs To Get A Life. His Girlfriend Is His Left Hand And His Right Hand is his side bitch. Secretly a hillbilly who knows about chemicals and how to use them to dispose them of crime evidence. Secretly has a katana collection. Blocked A guy only for the sole purpose of being called out for bull shit. showed kids at church how to use a dildo. claims to have fucked a girl but honestly never has. He thinks he's John snow. Thinks he's also god himself. The name of his religion is thundercunts.

Hey, Don't Be A Carlton

A Carlton by FluffyWolf52439 November 17, 2017

Ritz Carlton 

A Stylized 420 Name for a Pen Pipe.
A type of MacGyver

A Pen that has its parts removed to store & smoke Ganja.

The name originates from the use of pens by Upper Crust stoners.

It was perfect for "classy concealment" of Marijuana especially during increased drug busts in the 20th Century.

When smoked, it looked just like a simple cigarette or cigarette holder.

Watson: "Is that a Pen you are smoking out of"?
Reginald: "More than just a Pen dear Watson, 'tis a Ritz Carlton ;)"
Watson: *snubs*
Reginald: "And He'll never know."

Ritz Carlton by Droid Vinyl April 30, 2012

Chris Carlton

The best boyfriend ever. He's really hot, and is awesome at sports.

Girl 1: "Why are all guys such dickheads?"
Girl 2: "Well, there's Chris Carlton. He's a great guy"
Girl 1: "True, he's awesome"

Chris Carlton by bluebird1234 December 28, 2011

vanessa carlton 

An annoying-ass singing girl who is borderline emo. Her song, "A Thousand Miles", is the epitome of cliched pussy lyrics. Her songs make any heterosexual male cringe, and any girl who isn't Paris Hilton or a fan of Green Day want to DIE. As for being underrated, I will admit that she does have instrumental talent... too bad she botches it with these seriously annoyingly whiny songs. Some artists actually ARE underrated for a reason. Carlton falls into this category.

Remember that movie "White Chicks"? The fact that those rich, pathetic, mentally-5-years-old bitches are obsessed with this Vanessa Carlton song proves my above points. She totally doesn't deserve more fame and more time on the radio whining out her depressing songs that make every self-respecting music lover want to cut themselves.

vanessa carlton by Al Kohaulick November 10, 2008

Gerri Carlton 

1. The absolute most fawkin' awesome person on earth.

2. The love of my life.

I love Gerri Carlton.

Gerri Carlton by Prussel June 11, 2004

Austin Carlton 

Austin Carlton isn't any typical guy. He catches girls eye's easily with out even trying .. He's cute ... Typically he's a flirter!!! When people judge him it's because they are jealous.... Austin's make good boyfriends. He knows how to cheer people up easily even when they are mad... He's also smart!...

Love you too!

Wow, look at Austin Carlton he's perfect!

Everyone needs an Austin

Austin Carlton by P.M.5515 November 10, 2015

emily carlton 

A bitch that can't fight

Don't be a Emily Carlton

emily carlton by Idontreallyknowbutyeah July 12, 2017