Obi Wan Baloney 

Someone who speaks of something they know nothing about as if they were a Jedi Master.

<Obi Wan Baloney> You should be careful when doing barrel rolls - it could disturb the yeast.
<Chuck Yeager> Thanks, I'm trying to reduce my bread intake anyway.

Obi Wan Baloney by Mark Shackelford November 19, 2007

big baloney 

When you accidentally eat your mom. Or when you poop your pants in math class.

example 1: oops, I did a big baloney lol XD UwU.
example 2: oh no, I big balonied in my pants :(

big baloney by jimboglimbo2345678 April 16, 2019

boppin' the baloney 

grabbing your penis and beating it without mercy, as though "it owes you money"

joey spent all saturday boppin' his baloney

boppin' the baloney by bryant k. August 1, 2004

Queef baloney sandwich Muncher

An insult

You fucking Queef baloney sandwich Muncher

Queef baloney sandwich Muncher by Westieboyes August 1, 2022

Stoney Baloney 

When you are too high to be true

Bro, i'm stoney baloney right now!

Stoney Baloney by StoneyGrassBurner October 16, 2022

fried baloney 

Baloney that is fried usually in a skillet.
Cut a slice in the baloney from the center to the edge to cook better.

Umm fried baloney in my mouth is so good!

fried baloney by Ryan9873 May 16, 2008

big baloney 

when you eat your mom

oh no i did a big baloney UwU

big baloney by jimboglimbo2345678 April 16, 2019