amendment 32 

it’s illegal to write about yourself from an outside perspective.

friend: i think i’m gonna write about my performance at the school play
me: nope. amendment 32

amendment 32 by limebeansheart November 12, 2021

Amendment :3

Section 1. Any individual who uses the text symbol “:3” in written communication shall be deemed cute.

Section 2. For the purposes of this Amendment, “:3” is defined as a text symbol depicting a smiling face with a playful or affectionate expression, often used in digital communication to convey feelings of warmth, joy, or endearment.

Section 3. This Amendment shall be implemented in the spirit of kindness and positive expression, recognizing that the use of “:3” signifies an attempt to spread happiness and good cheer in communication.

Section 4. No laws, regulations, or interpretations shall contradict or undermine the spirit of this Amendment, which is to promote a culture of friendliness and appreciation among individuals.

Person A: I'm not cute :3
Person B: According to Amendment :3, you are cute.

Amendment :3 by NateVRC July 18, 2024

Amendment Bomb 

A tactic used by opponents of a bill, often done by throwing a large amount of amendments to slow the bill with intent on killing it.

"Someone brought a bill into the floor and a lot of representatives are doing an Amendment Bomb strategy in order to kill it."

Amendment Bomb by Godzilla2019 May 13, 2025

eighteenth amendmenting 

When one wants to stay sober for a given period of time

nah man, im eighteenth amendmenting for the night

eighteenth amendmenting by Posterboy69 April 21, 2010

Recudorial Amendment 

Recudorial Amendment. n. The means of technologically further delineating details pertaining to an already ,e,proa;ozomg (aka memorialized) moment in time - in a timely manner. Origin: North America. Descendant of Europe.

"Kasia. Restart the camera on my mark. I need to make a recudorial amendment... Mark." JRoth

Recudorial Amendment by The Language of all the World November 21, 2010

3rd amendment 

A law

Do you know the 3rd amendment?

3rd amendment by Okay do you really want to kno May 2, 2018

28th Amendment 

You can't out pizza the hut.

Me: Let's make homemade pizza.
My friend: Ok, but remember the 28th Amendment.

28th Amendment by getthefuckoutofmywayufuckinhoe February 27, 2020