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vintage meme 

A meme from years past that is no longer popular. Often used when an old meme is suddenly again relevant, either by being brought up out of the blue or because it has made a comeback.
Person A: Dude, remember the Rick Roll?

Person B: Oh my god, what a vintage meme. What was that, 2009??

vintage vaginal 

Gorgeous woman over 50+ years old that has well maintained there bodies and facial features.
Examples: Ebony Milfs,Nia Long,Angela Bassett, Teshia Cambell,Vivica Fox
The meeting was held at a vintage vaginal resort.
Aged vaginal
Sexy 50+ Ebony
Beautiful blk mature women
vintage vaginal by XZACKLY May 16, 2016

That's So Vintage 

Another version of "That's so five minutes ago".
Prep: Hey! Check out my miniskirt!

Other person: That's so vintage.

Prep: (Goes somewhere and cries)
That's So Vintage by Juni_Wolfen September 27, 2005

Vintage Queen 

A Vintage Queen is a woman, usually spoilt from childhood that thinks the world revolves around her and her life. She enjoys using people as toys or playthings for her amusement and talking about herself in the most boring or dramatical way possible at extreme lengths to anyone who will listen and will not stop talking once she finds people who will listen. Ever.

The wealthy/tendy ones are also usually known to have a small dog and will cary it around in their handbag whenever they can.
Paris Hilton - Example Vintage Queen.
Vintage Queen by Salty Specula January 29, 2010

1980s Vintage Heels 

The Boots That Ended All Of Dignity In Paul's World.
They Caused A Revolution That Harmed Us All.

They Are The Single Most Gay Object Known To Man.
Dude What The Hell, Are Those 1980s Vintage Heels?

Who Are You Paul Sgroi?

vintage daniel 

the state of being cool, colected and apathetic, even in the midst of terrible or emotional events;
to be able detach oneself and say "screw this!";
freakin damn awesome
"You were awesome the other day; your performance was vintage daniel"

"Holy crap! how can you not care?!" "Easy, vintage daniel."

vintage daniel by Danneeo December 14, 2008