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Twank-steak 

A term for the vagina, in the context of oral sex with one of the highest qualities of purity, cleanliness and superb taste. The type of vagina that one would perform oral sex with the same way one would enjoy the world's finest prime rib, which is the reason for steak being included. Twank = vagina. Steak = grade A prime rib.
I can hardly wait arriving at my girlfriend's place after work. She promised me a triple serving of Twank-steak this evening!
Twank-steak by Shabda Preceptor September 2, 2016
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twank spanker 

When two white little petite boys, strip each other down too nothing. One bends the other over in doggy style putting ones genitals into other boys anal glands while lightly licking their palm and spanking gooch
Tommy and Mitch engage in sexual encounters when Tommy said “Oh yeah I’m ready you Twank Spanker”
Mitch licks his palm and lighty slaps Tommies gooch which is the space between a man’s asshole and ball sack.
twank spanker by KidToucher February 25, 2022
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Curtain Twank 

The act of masturbating adjacent to a window behind net curtains. The performer can see out of the window while the public on the other side are unawares of the sexual act taking place.
Chris curtain twanked in his hotel room receiving sexual gratification from the fact that that the public outside mere feet from him were unaware of his depravity.

dank twank

dank twank is when a females crotch smells so horrific it makes you want to vomit all over her face.
i no this bitch that has hella bad dank twank.
dank twank by HaZe_313 April 6, 2007

wangster twank

The combination of the word "wangster" meaning want-to-be gangster, and "twank" meaning tween skank. This phrase is used in reference to 10-12 year old girls who dress ghetto and have sex with a lot of guys.
That 12 year old girl with the hat backwards, the green bandana, and a gun stuck in the back of her baggy sweatpants who is having sex with three guys at the same time is a wangster twank.
1)the sound a photon torpedo makes coming out of the Enterprise

2)the sound an explosive turd makes when jettisoned out of one's stink-bay
Holy Balls, I just p'twanked a pound of corn-log into the toilet.
p'twank by Buddy Lite December 28, 2005
Derived from the word p'twankyho. Similar meaning, but usually said with more "oomph".
-something has just occured (or not, as the case may be)
- "P'twank!"
p'twank by Cup-Sellithaine February 4, 2005