soft served 

A particularly unpleasant poop from mass amounts of shitty beer or cheap alcohol.

Man that 211 totally soft served me last night and I crapped for like three hours.

soft served by West S. December 1, 2009

soft-served 

The act of blowing a load out of your non-erect penis.

The first time I touched a girl's nipple I soft-served through my jean shorts.

soft-served by WisconsinBenjamin January 11, 2011

Soft Served 

The shape of penis without getting a hard on. Also see marshmallowing.

Man 1: Can you believe this?! Congolese(People from Congo) people have an average dick length of 7 inches soft served!
Thot: Oml! I want to suck on those all day long!

Soft Served by Mr.StealUrGirl69 January 18, 2018

soft served ass cream 

when a woman is deep throating a man, and he hits her uvula with his cock. this causes her to gag and puke in his dick hole. afterwards, he procedes to fuck her. when he busts, and she creams, the man pulls out as the fluids drip and flow into her ass. the woman then shits in the man's mouth in a swirling motion.

I went to rita's yesterday. your mom gave me some soft served ass cream. it tasted like shit

soft served ass cream by icecream, sex, larry, shit, sexy May 6, 2008

Soft-Served 

The act of placing ones mouth around a males anus opening thereafter perform a reach around to clasp the erect penis (yogurt handle) pull down releasing the diarrhea (yogurt) from the anus.

Also known as TCBY (The Countries Best Yogurt)
*prep time:12-14 hours
Toppings aren’t required but highly recommended!

When one man puts his mouth around another mans asshole and reaches around clasping the boner or yogurt handle pushing down to release the diarrhea or yogurt right into your mouth.

I love when my boyfriend gives me his soft-served in the morning!

Soft-Served by 👊🏼👈🏼🙀 April 12, 2021

Softserve 

Hooking up with a female for an excess of 25 minutes and failing to acheive a full erection.

Bro #1: Dude did you hook up with Polly last night?
Bro #2: Nah man...i pulled a Softserve and left awkwardly.

Softserve by SangiPlaysTennis June 12, 2016

Whippin' up some softserve 

The act of taking a shit.

Johnny: "Where were you sis?"

Susie: "I was in the bathroom whippin' up some softserve!"

Whippin' up some softserve by JustAsillyGoose32 February 19, 2011