Christina Panini 

Christina Panini is overall an idiot, and generally a metaphorical crackhead, if you know a Christina Panini then you should value her deeply despite her stupidity within her actions, she’s a bomb ass bish and will love you very much but may not always show it and is ALWAYS more clumsy than clumsy, a true celebrator of national crackhead day and a pancake lover, commonly with her idiot friends who she is a complete weirdo around

Random dude: who is that?!
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini

Original random dude: should’ve known

Christina Panini by Meeeeegan November 3, 2019

Dan the panini man 

THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND

Dan the panini man sells paper towels now
so now he is Dan the paper towel man
and for every paper towel purchase
you get a free panini

Dan the panini man by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)not someone you kno August 8, 2020

meanie panini

when someone is being really rude, annoying or hateful and you like Gordon Ramsey's TV shows.

OMG she is such a meanie panini

meanie panini by HAleigh kearcia April 20, 2018

back-pocket panini 

The culinary delight that results from riding the subway with your lunch in your back pocket. Kind of like a modern-day saddle steak.

My wallet felt a little softer than usual when I sat down on the L this morning and then I remembered I'd put a PBJ in my pocket. By the time I got to work, it was the perfect back-pocket panini, flat and warm. Only thing missing was grill marks.

back-pocket panini by Harris Bergstein April 30, 2009

Human Panini 

The Human Panini is the act of penetrating with a usually long penis (from 1.5-2m) inside of a woman’s vagina, and back out her mouth. During this time, another woman is making out with the First Lady and the penis also enters her mouth and comes back out her vagina. Period blood is also used as ketchup and queef grease as salad. This results in the Human Panini.

Louis did his first Human Panini yesterday with Jia and Astrid!

Human Panini by HumanPaniniInventor January 19, 2018

eggfart panini

A very stinky rotten eggfart that also smells like a panini.

I remember the stinky eggfart panini that you farted yesterday.

eggfart panini by eggfartlover August 12, 2022

Nya you are meani panini

Nya is a meanie panini

At nya you are meani panini why are you

Nya you are meani panini by Sorrynya December 2, 2019