Misty's Magical Vagina 

1. A bag of holding
2. In the cartoon Pokemon, the characters travel extensively yet always seem to have many items at their disposal. Where do they store these items? In Misty's magical vagina!
Misty's Magical Vagina has an infinite amount of space and is rumored to have spawned the universe.

Bob: What? I'm watching Pokemon, and they have a table and barbeque in the middle of the forest? Where did they get that?
Joe: Well, they pulled it out of Misty's Magical Vagina, of course!

Misty's Magical Vagina by Rosalynd Punch October 21, 2009

Misty Jizz

The act of going into a steam shower to masturbate.

"Yo dude i'm feeling horny and fat"
"My parents have a steam shower, wanna have a misty jizz?"
"Great idea! That will take care of my horniness and burn calories!"
"Ohhh man that is awesome!"

Misty Jizz by dj dirty south January 11, 2012

Misty'd 

What happens when a television character (usually one that's female) gets booted off the show and replaced with a younger or cuter one.

Jon: "Wait, who's this Dawn girl? And what happened to May?"
Sam: "May? Oh yeah, she got Misty'd. Dawn is the new one."

Misty'd by Yams February 27, 2008

misty palmer 

The act of sticking your hand out of the car window in a rainstorm and fisting yourself using natural rain water for lube.

I was on a road trip, Horny and bored, so I gave myself a misty Palmer to pass the time.

misty palmer by Undisclosed location in SWA December 19, 2013

Misty Ray 

Is a special definition. Its the "Ray" that makes her different. Without the "ray" she's just a Misty. To define her you must find Murray. If Murray can't tell you then you have the wrong Misty. But seriously she is the most amazing friend. The kind of friend you want to have. She's where it's at damn it. No it's not over there! It's where she is. If your looking over there that's why you can't find it your not where she is dumb ass. Just ask Murray, he knows. But he won't tell you so quit asking him.

But my Misty Ray is the best. There's only one so back off she's fucking mine. And she's the greatest bestie in the world. She's always got my back, she's always got my front too! Shes just got me always! I love her and she knows that. No one can take her place. And I mean no I! I told you that. There's only one, fuck stick, and she's mine, so how could anyone take her place. MEMBER? yes, she is and has the card to prove it so back off. She's just the bestus! And she's dirty. Theys all dirty... ain't they Murray?

Murray where is Misty Ray?

Misty Ray by Murrays friend January 17, 2019

Misty Balls 

When a man gets toilet water mist on his scrotum after he flushes a public toilet while still sitting on it.

I went for the courtesy flush in the restaurant bathroom and damnit if I didn't get a severe case of misty balls.

Misty Balls by kejo66 December 28, 2007

misty dolphin 

the act of sticking a water-bottle in a chick's ass & squirting inside.

see that chick there?i hear she enjoys misty dolphins

misty dolphin by drew? February 15, 2007