kinder surprise 

an action performed in doggy where by the balls (kinder egg) hit against the vagina (the surprise)

omg he kinder surprised me last night, it felt so good

kinder surprise by rassclot May 13, 2025

paul kinder

a school filled with inconsiderate twats; aka a ton of 11 year olds that think they’re much older than they really are and try to twerk and grind on walls even though they don’t have a fucking ass. they’re sticks. it’s misery. i want to gouge my eyes out 99% of the time please stop kids this is not okay please end me what the fuck

please stop paul kinder...i’m serious you guys are terrible end me

paul kinder by End Me Plz October 4, 2017

camp kinder ring 

The best place on Earth. Mostly Jewish people. Ages (6-16) where you meet your best friends for life. Campers cry when have to go home with the memories from the best summer ever, while knowing the next year will be even better.

Do you go to Camp Westmont?
No I go to Camp Kinder Ring.

camp kinder ring by hello there friends February 5, 2019

my kinder queen 

It means when you meet someone who loves Kinder Joy soo much that you can't help but name them that.

I named you My Kinder Queen

my kinder queen by Mishtithemakerofmashalsname June 27, 2017

Milchschnitte Kinder Ping 

It's a Mix of Milchschnitte, Kinder Pinguin and Maxi King

Some Dude to another Dude" Yo Bro have you tried that new Milchschnitte Kinder Ping? It's Fire!"

Milchschnitte Kinder Ping by Xay_ July 7, 2023

CAMP KINDER RING 

the best camp on the planet where kids meet there best friends for life you can never go wrong with camp kinder ring some people call camp there second home but after kinder ring you will call it your first home because of how fun and enjoyable kinder ring is go to camp kinder ring!!!

camp kinder ring is my forever home.

CAMP KINDER RING by GABI PEREL!! March 20, 2020

pullin a kinder 

When someone is pulling a kinder, that means that he/she is being a really nice, cool person. This person always gets all of the girls but never brags about it. He secretly hangs out with girls everyday and is a true "player." This person is also an amazing golfer and will be very successful when he is older because of how smart he is. He is a very cool person

Girl 1: Hey, did you see that new guy?

Girl 2: I think that he is pullin a kinder and its definitely working

Girl 1: Yeah. He is very hot!

Girl 2: Yeah, I want to get a piece of that!

pullin a kinder by eminemfan2015 April 2, 2013