k-town smackdown 

When you're having sex with a girl and then you jizz in the condom and hit her in the face with it until it breaks open.

Adam gave Megan a K-Town Smackdown last night. There are still marks on her face!

k-town smackdown by sexual.deviant December 12, 2009

k-town bud 

Some dank ass Kansas City weed. That will get you oh so high.

Dude you got that K-Town Bud???

k-town bud by dan the shit November 27, 2007

k-town takedown 

While in Kailua, Oahu; a drunk female is often times swarmed by males; the winner scores the k-town takedown.

Davey: Dude... Nicole is pretty drunk
Fellow Males: Hey man, go for the k-town takedown...
Davey: Shooots

*Drunk girl walks in*
Guys: TAKE'R DOWN!!!

k-town takedown by Jah Sweet Herbal Meditation November 10, 2008

k-town brown 

Very brown, dry, compressed, bricky weed that you can find in Kenosha for $20 a quarter or around that. It is advised that you DO NOT purchase this weed in kenosha, it will give you a headache instantly. also known as schwag or dirt weed.

Im not smoking any of that k-town brown.

k-town brown by The Murthmadness March 19, 2008

K Town Triathlon

When the woman is giving a man a blow job and he decides to urinate in her mouth in the process; she then takes the urine/semen mixture and spits it out onto the man's gen's (genitalia) to create a warm sensation for him; she then licks it back up into her mouth and, using her fingers and a funnel, drizzles it into the man's anus. It is called the K Town Triathlon because it originated in K Town, UT and has three main stages.

Last night, me and my woman decided to get really kinky and we tried out the warmly refreshing K Town Triathlon.

K Town Triathlon by Roni Rone 22 October 11, 2009

K-Town Slang

Slang words that were invented in K-Town (Kinston, North Carolina)

Why do you talk like that?
It's just summa dat K-Town slang homie!

K-Town Slang by BooBopBing February 22, 2014

Mustard K Town 

a strain of sativa from K-Town (kansas city) that is a bright yellow tent also recognized by its off white sploches around the bud.

hey wheres the bud at?
oh yeah, i got some mustard k town man
hell yeah!

Mustard K Town by weedman What? What!?! July 25, 2009