hans hookup 

1. A makeout session that does not involve any other sexual activity, usually takes place on the dance floor of an eating club.
2. A component of the make out party.

-"I can't believe you hooked up with him.... slut"
--"Calm down, it was only a hans hookup"
-"Oh, that's different then.

hans hookup by The Coalition for Concerned Hans Hookupees July 11, 2006

Hans Moleman 

god of kickassedness

hans is in charge of everything that is cool and unshawish!!

Hans Moleman by SHOVINISTS May 10, 2005

Hans Magnus 

Hans Magnus is the kind of person that plays ALOT of MMORPG's, If not playing he is most likely to sit around watching an anime meant for 13-year old kids, or watching hentai porn. He also is a huge keyboard Warrios defending his honor over the interwebz, also makes him feel awesome and kewl. Another important fact is that a Hans Magnus Nerdrages over the smallest things

"I'd love to come out with u guys, but im having a Hans Magnus moment" And
" WHATTAFACK I LOST 10gold"

Hans Magnus by Septembermonkey92 October 15, 2009

Hans’d 

To be completely fucked over by an act of another persons stupidity.

To be blamed or associated with an act of stupidity by another person.

You got Hans’d.
Quit Hansing me.
Wtf, Hans’d Again.

Hans’d by Enjoy responsibly November 8, 2018

Hans Oluf 

The term "Hans Oluf," is the gang slang in the Faroe Islands, for being short and fat.
You are a Hans Oluf.

You can't reach the cookies on thetop shelf? then you must be a Hans Oluf.

Hans Oluf by Faggghut February 14, 2020

hans vankhoff 

The name of a man you call for on the telephone in part of a prank.

Caller: Hello, is Hans Vankhoff in?
Receiver: Who's Hans Vankhoff?
Caller: Well, do you like hand jobs?
Receiver: Uhh... Well, sure, I guess.
Caller: Then I guess you should come over to my place and let me see those Hans Vankhoff!

hans vankhoff by Limbo December 18, 2005

Hans Anders 

Hans Anders has one of the biggest brains you can ever find. He know's all possible datasheets you could think of. Hans Anders has his own database with all datasheets he have ever seen.

Hans Anders like to play with his plane simulator with his boyfriends.
Math is no competition for Hans Anders, he can calculate faster than your calculator.

But be carefull dont ask him about the speed of light.

broski 1: Hey bro do you know the the measuring range of this sensor?
broski 2: NO omg we should ask Hans Anders, he know's all datasheets.
broski 1: ight.

other broski 1: hey are you a Hans Anders?
other broski 2: no i dont have a plane simulator.

other other broski 1: Are you Hans Anders?
other other broski 2: No! im not gay.

Hans Anders by TheOneAndOnlyOgGinger November 12, 2020