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Dumb Bitch Hours 

When you do something really, really stupid. Like over-the-top, nonsensical, overthinking. Possibly, late at night.
Hello and welcome to Dumb Bitch Hours. Today we will be covering the late night sad ice cream texts to your ex, along with “does your family really like you?” Something that really keeps me up at night. Stay tuned!

Dumb Bitch Syndrome 

DBS for short,
basically the problem running rampant across the population, affecting mainly teenage girls, but has the possibility of carrying on into later life. However, DBS is usually permanent. "Cain't fix stupid."

Dumb Bitch Syndrome. The problem with all the girls at my school.
"Hey Jacob, what's Obama's last name"
"Shut the fuck up, Kati, you're a dumb bitch"

"Sometimes it seems like there's nothing in Sami's head.."
"That's because there isn't, she has DBS and only knows how to talk about shopping for clothes and the dicks she's sucked."

"Why do all the girls at my school have Dumb Bitch Syndrome?"
Dumb Bitch Syndrome by falaylays August 11, 2012

dumb bitch disorder 

sis is always making dumb ass decisions and choices. also lacks social abilities like speaking and basically just living. She usually gets a crush every two weeks but will always be extremely unsocial when around them, often makes them uncomfortable. shit, they do so much dumb shit it takes a toll on their body
she has dumb bitch disorder it makes her bonkers

Dumb Bitch Gnome 

If your suffering from Dumb Bitch Syndrome, the Dumb Bitch Gnome will find you, and break your phone. The Dumb Bitch Gnome (DBG) prefers expensive phones and, typically preys on drunk girls in washrooms, those who choose to ass pocket their phone, and those who have recently taken to duck facing their facebook, twitter, etc...

Symptoms include cracked screen app, water(often of the toilet variety) damage, "it wont turn on or charge or i don't know why", "i lost my phone", or "my phone got stolen, i hope no one finds those pictures".

Beware Siri has a direct line to the DBG and, frequently notifies the DBG upon receiving dumb questions.
Dude1 - "Kerren lost her phone last night at Dave's party"

Dude2 - "really man? thats like her 3rd one this year"

Dude1 - "serious dude, the Dumb Bitch Gnome has it out for her"
Dumb Bitch Gnome by RAMTAM December 26, 2011

Dumb Bitch Syndrome 

1. Any woman with a prediliction for doing especially obnoxious or annoying things

2. Any woman who interferes with a man's right to do his man things

3. A temporary condition caused by pissing off someone else
Yo, did you catch the game last night?

No, my girl caught a case of Dumb Bitch Syndrome and made me watch Sex in the City instead!

or

Cut me off? You must have a serious case of Dumb Bitch Syndrome
Dumb Bitch Syndrome by popcultchick November 25, 2006

Dumb Bitch Logic

A logic used by what may seem to be a majority females that is so far-fetched that the more you try to comprehend it, the more brain cells that are lost in the process. If possible, it is recommended to cut off any connections with females that show consistency using "Dumb Bitch Logic".
Example: When you are friends with a girl for an extended period of time. She decides to hook you up with her friend. After you and her friend break up due to a lack of connecting, she decides to cut you off as well. Logically, the girl would still be friends with you, but when dealing with Dumb Bitch Logic, that is not the case. You'll save more brain cells in the long run by not attempting to understand the outcome, but instead just moving on.
Dumb Bitch Logic by YoungxKing3 November 19, 2017