DNA overload 

you definitely got DNA overload from a “undercover” cop on Tiktok or you just are a horrible person to be committing crimes, research found that for a small amount of DNA to be processed through a lab it takes 24hrs-72hrs also there is a limit to a crime investigation so that means one thing...

Patrick: hey jimmy didn’t you see this tiktok video where this guy explains DNA overload it’s where leave a shit ton of DNA at a crime scene? Jimmy: I don’t watch tiktok I saw that on Facebook and no that’s bullshit if you leave a ton of DNA at a crime scene your ass is gettin caught!

DNA overload by Weak mule January 22, 2021

DNA Pudding 

Yet another term for semen, cum, jizz, man custard, or what have you.

I whipped up a spoonful of DNA Pudding for that cute little bitch at the party.

A mouthful of cock makes the pudding go down!

DNA Pudding by Joe Millionare December 6, 2004

DNA Testing 

Something that does not take 10 minutes to do, as seen in CSI.

DNA Testing

DNA Testing by Interactive November 6, 2009

DNA eyepatch 

A man blasts his load in the face of another and it pools in that persons eye socket, creating a cum eyepatch of sorts. The optical version of a pearl necklace. The recipient may be male or female.

"Just as I was about to cum, I pulled my cock out of Sal's mouth and blasted right in his face. The whole load shot right in his left eye! It was the best DNA eyepatch ever!

DNA eyepatch by Iggy Pup November 30, 2006

DNA Spray 

Sperm, Semen, Jizz, Baby Batter, etc...

He got way too excited and let loose his DNA spray before he even had my clothes off.

DNA Spray by Seriously... May 14, 2006

DNA Supercollider. 

When during sex a man ejaculates in his hand and then slaps the girl in the face.

"How did your date go?"
"Great! She said she was a biologist, so I took her home, gave her some wine coolers and introduced her to the DNA Supercollider. It was a good day for science!!!"

DNA Supercollider. by taoistmoon January 19, 2012

DNA Thirst 

Anyone who is so desperate to have sex with anyone that it doesn't matter who it is they will just let any person quench their thirst for another persons DNA in or on their body

I dont want someone who has that DNA thirst !

DNA Thirst by 0808NAX March 1, 2018