comcastipated

Refers to any channel on Comcast Digital Cable whose signal has suddenly become fuzzy, blotchy, and altogether unwatchable.

"Yo, dude, what's on Adult Swim?"
"Wish I knew-Channel 60 is comcastipated again."

comcastipated by Adenia Volkensii April 18, 2005

concastic 

A women that is put together mentally and physically spiritually.

I am in love with this women she's concastic! Only one word that can describe her.

concastic by MrBurns November 9, 2005

Cumtastic 

a description of something that will make you cum easily. usually a person or a random object (only used with sarcasm). It comes from the word fantastic.

this girls booty is cumtastic!

Cumtastic by fewofhewoghfwiei June 18, 2011

Caucastic 

The use of Caucasian as a verb.

You guys are being very Caucastic.

Caucastic by totally_not_noah_andrus February 26, 2019

Compatico 

Compatible. Similar to "Simpatico," used in the same way.

The date went well. She and I were compatico.
That's great Tom. Mozeltov.

Compatico by Bilham January 24, 2011

The Comcast Triple Play 

When a man gets Oral sex, sexual intercourse, and anal sex with a women all in one sexual sitting.

Guy1:How was you night last night?
guy2:I did the comcast triple play with my GF so I am good

The Comcast Triple Play by deathafterkarma August 19, 2008

Comcastism 

1. The belief that shitty service and poor customer support will somehow make your business or yourself likes by everyone.

2. Believing that being a cunt shitting cock sucking doosh fuck will make people like you more.

Comcastism- being an asshole, shit fag, or vaginal cactus

Comcastism by Clutch crayons July 2, 2015