Jean Claude 

Any martial arts movement such as a kick, throw, or hold.

Negro, did you have to go Jean claude on him?

Jean Claude by Mazoku June 26, 2009

Jean Claude 

A fine-ass guy that always makes you feel happy around them. He can be flexing all the time to make people fall in love and can be a player. He makes you laugh all the time but can be joking around too much.

Damnnn look at that guy! I’m sure he’s a Jean Claude!!

Jean Claude by jwmscoolgirl December 22, 2017

Dirty Jean-Claude 

When a guy cums on two buns and slaps them onto your arse so they stick before eating you out.

It was a great night after he did a dirty Jean-Claude on me

Dirty Jean-Claude by Klumsy_Moose May 3, 2022

Jean-Claude Van Damn 

Interjection
Something becomes Jean-Claude Van Damn-like when it is both kick-ass and extremely outdated.

Eduardo: Remember Last Action Hero and Over The Top? Jean-Claude Van Damn!

Jean-Claude Van Damn by trueconnerite98 April 12, 2013

Jean Claude Van Damme 

A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.

Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.

I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.

Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?

Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.

Person1: He didn't make any promises.

Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!

Jean Claude Van Damme by Jaspa J October 1, 2012

Major Claude Eatherly 

Hiroshima Bombing

Major Claude Eatherly by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Jean Claude Van Damme 

Made for TV movie king!! I think his only film to mae it to the cinema was also his shitest...Street Fighter.

Man 9pm channel 5 another Van Damme films on!

Jean Claude Van Damme by Ashley' December 31, 2003