Chilean Child Chipper

A figurative (idiom) school punishment for when a Chilean school child or school children. When a Chilean child or children at school act up, they get sent to a wood chipper specialized for children that grind every bit in their body. Figuratively, of course. It just means the corner. Don't ban me.

"If you shoot that spitball at me, you are getting thrown in the Chilean Child Chipper, young man!"

Chilean Child Chipper by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Chilean rod decimator 

The act of making someone’s butthole cold and then using your warm penis to penetrate

Jimmy: Uncle why are you using the Chilean rod decimator!
Uncle: I’m sorry, I just have some serious mental issues

Chilean rod decimator by Moooooooomeow June 11, 2025

Chilean Corn dog

The act of a woman shitting in a condom before attaching it to her cock slave before giving him head to the meaty monstrosity.

The dominant goth gave her unfortunate roomate a chilean corn dog.

Chilean Corn dog by Outbuster August 17, 2025

Chilean Chimney

A Straight or Gay sexual act where a non-circumcised man pours liquid nitrogen into his foreskin, and the other participant (Can be Male or Female) sucks the smoke from the liquid nitrogen and smokes it like a vape.

John: Bro I'm bored of normal sex.
James: Let's try the Chilean Chimney!
John: Fucking sick bastard!

Chilean Chimney by We can officially be friends. February 10, 2026

Trapped Chilean Miner 

A gentlemen who was required to "take one for the team" (i.e. the act of defiling a lady of size as part of an overall "team strategy") is lured and trapped by an unwanted and unexpected act of face-sitting.

Dude, you owe big time. She suffocated me like a trapped chilean miner!

Trapped Chilean Miner by Five Dollar Dazzle January 12, 2011

Lone Chilean Miner 

n. An ingrown pubic hair on the underbutt.

-Common occurrence among extremely overweight men wearing denim riding rascals through Six Flags Over Georgia during the months of August.

- Also has sporadically occurring in females with excessive peri-anal hair and type 2 hyperhidrosis

While riding the scooter at Wal-Mart, DeWayne realized the the coarse leather seat has popped his Lone Chilean Miner, causing a sour stench to radiate from his underbutt.

Lone Chilean Miner by Slippery Dingo August 9, 2012

free the chilean miners

to take a dump

Where did you run off to in such a hurry?
I had to go free the chilean miners.

I feel like I haven't pooped in days, I need to free the chilean miners.

free the chilean miners by Epich October 17, 2010