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brokeback challenge 

a dare between males when one's sexual preference is in question. the challenge entails watching the film Brokeback Mountain, alone, naked, in the dark, and uttering the words "i dare you to move" to one's own penis. if by the end of the film, said penis has not moved, the challenge has been met.
steve: man, that guy's such a stud.

bill: oh yeah? i bet you'd touch your toes for him.

steve: nah, i can appreciate the studliness of a guy without being gay.

bill: i seriously doubt it and a twelver of pbr says you fail a brokeback challenge.

steve: oh dude you're so on!
brokeback challenge by dmonet January 7, 2009

Brokeback Brady 

A nickname applied to New England Quarterback Tom Brady because he is an effeminate metrosexual and whiner. The term is in reference to the movie "Brokeback Mountain".
There goes Brokeback Brady getting help from the officials AGAIN!
Brokeback Brady by DevilPaul January 16, 2008

Brokeback Mountaining 

A term reserved exclusively for Gaywouse and Failure for when they go 'man hiking' into the wilderness to cuddle.
"Where have they gone?"
"Just for abit of brokeback mountaining"

Brokeback mountain syndrome 

Brokeback mountain syndrome is when someone thinks all cowboys are gay ever since the movie brokeback mountain. even though most cowboys are anti homosexuals.
guy 1:haha look at that guy in the cowboy hat. what a queer.

cowboy: "walks up and decks guy 1 in face"

guy 1: shit sorry man i just got caught up in brokeback mountain syndrome.

Brokeback Lube 

A can of Heinz baked beans used for the lubrication of a gay man's arsehole ready for sexual penetration.
"Pass me the Brokeback lube i'm ready for a rimming"
Brokeback Lube by Casey Cooper August 24, 2006

brokeback bitch

1. a cum guzzling faggot who got stuck in a sandtrap.
wow, what are you? a brokeback bitch? stop crying.
brokeback bitch by the calmest July 23, 2010