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facebook authorized

Company or farms where employee can open facebook and company's owner or boss allowed his emloyees to use facebook(sometimes) during working hours.
Hey dude i get job in facebook authorized company so i can keep in touch with my friend during my time also.

authority 

The executive branch should decrease its authority to fuck with the black man.
authority by Meekrok August 27, 2005

authoritah 

Actually pronounced "authoritye". (au-THOR-a-tie). See for yourself.

The word 'authority' as spoken in a Southern drawl by the South Park fat kid bully character, Eric Cartman, as he role-plays a mirror-sunglassed megalomaniac law enforcement ... pig.
OFFICER/DEPUTY CARTMAN: "Aah am a cop! And you wheel RESPECT mah AUTHORITYE!"
KYLE: "Cartman, don't you mean AUTHORITAH?"
CARTMAN: "You have the right to remain silent."

authoritah 

authoritah (n.) -- The conceit that people clad in ridiculous State-issued costumes are owed some kind of reflexive deference by the decent, law-abiding citizenry upon whom such tax-feeders inflict themselves.
Driver:"...no thank you sir, I'd rather not sign the ticket..."
Pig:"...please step out of the car, I'm placing you under arrest..."
Driver:"...I don't think that you can do that..."
Pig: (pulls out taser and blasts your ass with 100 volts whilst laughing and screaming)"respect my authoritah"
authoritah by Jack's Appendix December 27, 2007

authorize 

to become the author of.
authorize by Jack in Yo Box February 17, 2009

authoritive 

A word that Willis put on his paper that isn't really real.
"Hey wow, I put 'authoritive' on my English paper and Mr. Gately thought it was real."
authoritive by Krys October 2, 2003