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Angelina Jolie 

Angelina Jolie is simply said, perfection. But there is nothing simple about this goddess that walks the earth. From her stunning lips to her amazing body, she represents perfection as a human being. She received international stardom for her roles in the Tomb Raider movies and rightly so. She has somewhat accelerated her movie career whilst caring for her adopted children and the child she has with Brad Pitt (luckiest man in the world).
"Wow, that was perfection, just like Angelina Jolie."

"This movie needed more Angelina Jolie."

"Angelina Jolie - 'nuff said."
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the place where heaven meets earth. angelina jolie is a beautiful, sexy, perfect and kind hearted person. she is also a badass actress to boot.
angelina jolie by wootwoot1000 September 12, 2009
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Angela Bassett Moment

A moment in which a man/woman get's incredibly angry and pissed at his/her lover (usually for infidelity) and goes bat-shit crazy. Usually involves destroying all of their partner's personal belongings they can find. May involve a bonfire.

-Comes from the movie "Waiting to Exhale"
The Angela Bassett Moment:

This motherfucker is psychotic! I bet you there are serial killers less anal. A white woman's the only one who will TOLERATE your smug ass. I was your white woman for eleven years! You couldn't have started that damn company without me. Hell, I WORKED MY ASS OFF! I mean, I got a Masters' degree in business, and there I was - his secretary, his office manager, and his COMPUTER! "No, Bernadine, you can't start the catering business this year. Why don't you wait a few years? Yeah, don't start now; wait one, two, three years. I need you to be the FUCKING BACKGROUND to MY foreground!" 732...732...the number of times that we made love. I remember when that bastard told me he was counting - right after 51! I'll show you! FUCK ME FOR NOT LEAVING YOUR ASS THEN! But the worst, oh the FUCKING worst, was making my kids go to a school with two other black children because you didn't want them to be improperly influenced. Well, guess what, John?! YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPROPER INFLUENCE! Get your shit, get your shit, and GET OUT!

Angelina Jolie 

The reason why we men get morning wood and random boners. Even if we haven't seen her, read about her or ever heard about her.

Yep, she's that good.

Also, she would be a nice avatar for God.
Angelina Jolie. What else can you say?
Angelina Jolie by JcDent June 17, 2007

Angelique 

An angel, as her name reads. Clever, creative, sort of nerdy, and funny, a great friend and partner. She is truly a beautiful and sexy girl. She'll cheer you up when you're down. She stands for her friends, and though she is bold, she is always polite. With a smartass sense of humor and a great smile, she's the most perfect girl you can find. No matter what, an Angelique is the most gorgeous girl you will encounter, so don't take her for granted.
I'm so lucky to have an Angelique in my life.
Angelique by aardvarks are legend November 24, 2018
Angely has a beautiful soul and is super Bhad. She’s a RABGAFBAN . She’s laid back & out the mix. She doesn’t care about drama or competition. People claim she has lots of hoes but in reality she doesn’t because she prefers to stay for herself. She also has the best glow up
Damn who’s that?
Oh that’s angely
Damn she bhad af, put me on w her
Angely by davefromthegrave May 13, 2019

Yo Angelo 

The way of greeting a rock named Angelo or the reply to anyone who sends this emoji 🗿
"Yo Angelo"
"🗿, Yo Angelo"
Yo Angelo by Sono69Cherry September 29, 2019