masturbation 

something a guy has to do every day if he hasnt had sex or it will come out at night in the form of a wet dream and mess up his boxers

brb gotta go masturbate

masturbation by sycop August 21, 2006

pasturbate 

verb,to preach about God constantly when no one wants to hear it. I was in a chat room and someone was preaching, calling everyone names and stuff all in the name of God. One of the chatters said he was pasturbating again.

Can't Ted do anything but pasturbate?

pasturbate by storm871 March 18, 2009

Masturbation 

playing with a women's pussy using (toys hands fruits)

Selena's so horny every morning I see a video of her doing masturbation on Pornhub

Masturbation by love florida August 21, 2016

masquerbate 

Masturbating while wearing a mask.

Between watching V for Vendetta and Dark Wing Duck, Jason masquerbates quite a lot in his spare time.

masquerbate by altuck November 1, 2010

angry masturbation on a hangover 

The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.

The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.

or:

(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"

angry masturbation on a hangover by douchewad September 2, 2006

masturbaceous 

1. Relating to or having the qualities of the act of masturbation.

2. A misspelling of masturbacious or masturbalicious.

The patient had severe inflammation of the masturbaceous glands brought on by near-constant abuse, and was given an ointment.

masturbaceous by geniusiknowit November 11, 2008

mutal masturbation 

Getting fingerd whist wanking off your man!!

its good for her & GR8 4 him

mutal masturbation by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 4, 2003